adjusts visor, stares into an empty raid hall Welcome back to the booth, where tonight's episode of the Coon and Dune Flex Start saga features a plot twist nobody storyboarded: nobody showed up. Week 5 at Coon Rapids Disc Golf is officially a ghost town — no heroes, no loot drops, no dragon encounters at the watery graveyard of hole whatever-it-was. The keep sits quiet, the chains un-looted, and your reluctant aquatic narrator is left commentating on the wind and a clipboard full of blank lines. Consider this a mid-season breather, an unscheduled intermission in our ongoing raid — the schedule rolls on, the course will still be hostile next week, and the booth will be here whether I like it or not. Rest up, restring your bags, and we'll see the whole party back at the trailhead for the next encounter. Survival of the fittest, or at least the ones who can read the calendar.