adjusts headset Are we live? Ugh, fine. Welcome back to the booth, ladies and gentlemen, where tonight's supercard at Alex Clark Memorial has been... checks clipboard ...completely no-showed. That's right, Week 6 of the Triple AAAC Lucha League went dark — no entrants, no chains rattling, no plastic flying, just an empty arena and yours truly cutting a promo to the wind. We are live from the dark match... I mean, the first card... that nobody booked themselves onto. Look, even the greatest territories have a quiet house now and then, and the Commissioner is reportedly NOT pleased — but the booking sheet for Week 7 is wide open, the ring is still standing, and the chains are still hanging. So lace up the cleats, load the bag, and let's get this storyline back on the rails next week. Back to you in seven.