adjusts headset Welcome back to the booth, where this week's episode of the Triple AAAC Lucha League at Alex Clark Memorial is... an empty arena match. Nobody. Showed. Up. The cameras are rolling on chains that didn't rattle, baskets that didn't bark, and a card that never assembled — we are live from the dark match... I mean, the first card, except there is no card, because the locker room apparently called an audible and stayed home. But the storyline doesn't end here, folks — the show rolls on into Week 8 next week, the genuine go-home episode of the season, and every absent competitor gets one more shot to climb back through the ropes before the season-finale bell. Regroup, restock the bag, and let's pack the house for the finale — the booth will be here, reluctantly, headset on.