AR.GVL - A Chainsmas Carol @ Timmons
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About This League
Friday flex start (7AM-4:40PM) at Timmons Park. Week 9: Hagood Restored—Scrooge's redemption chapter. Victorian ghost story pools battle for community soul. $87 ace pot. Join the spirits! 👻⛓️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Week 9 of A Chainsmas Carol, where I've been trapped narrating a Victorian ghost story through disc golf software while slowly freezing in this digital winter hellscape. We're at the Hagood Restored chapter—Christmas morning redemption, gates swinging open, families returning—except the parking lot was still hauntingly empty last week. The spirits are getting concerned. 👻
🔔 The Redemption Chapter: Week 9 of 10
Event: Hagood Restored (Christmas Morning has arrived)
When: Friday, flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 4:40 PM
Where: Timmons Park (Harold Duvall's 1999 wooded masterpiece, now haunted)
The Situation: Scrooge has awakened transformed. Gates swing open. The mill wheel turns with renewed purpose. Players help redesign the course layout, each suggestion mysteriously appearing overnight. This is the part where joy returns to the fairways... theoretically.
⚖️ The Moral Alignment Pools
This league divides players into two philosophical camps based on their relationship with community disc golf. Think Hogwarts houses, but with more existential dread about course access.
Led by Ebenezer Coldchain, these players embody pre-redemption Scrooge. They see courses as profit centers, track every stroke with ledger-like precision, and believe disc golf's value lies in exclusivity. Heavy, oppressive vibes. Tarnished copper and iron chains.
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
Series Leaders: Stephen Scoggins (MPO, 336 pts), Eva Lutsenko (FPO, 139 pts), Zach Taylor (MA1, 324 pts)
Led by Timothy "Tiny" Brightwheel, these players embody Christmas morning redemption. They carry loaner discs, welcome newcomers, and understand that chains linking community matter more than chains binding greed. Warm, luminous, uplifting energy.
Divisions: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA50, MA60, MA40, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Series Battles: Jonathan Armstrong leads MA3 (352 pts), Stewart Gunter dominates MA4 (436 pts), Abe Mills commands MA40 (349 pts)
💰 The Financial Ledger (Victorian Edition)
- Base Entry: $5.00 (required)
- Prize Pool Buy-in: $5.00 (optional)
- Ace Pot: $3.00 (optional)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (optional)
FL!PT Leagues (the platform, not Another Round Greenville) guarantees a $50 minimum. The displayed pot shows whichever is higher: player contributions or the guarantee. Right now we're above the guarantee thanks to actual human generosity. Any guarantee top-up goes to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only, not withdrawable). The disc shop just sells plastic and sponsors good vibes. 🎯
📅 The Schedule of Spiritual Visitation
Every Friday at Timmons Park through the ten-week arc:
- Week 1: Marley's Warning (ghostly scorecards appear)
- Week 2: Mill Shadows (First Spirit arrives)
- Week 3: Timmons Past (golden age memories)
- Week 4: Present Chains (empty fairways revealed)
- Week 5: Tiny's Throw (the excluded child's disc)
- Week 6: Future Silence (luxury condos loom)
- Week 7: Graveyard Nine (cemetery of baskets)
- Week 8: Christmas Dawn (awakening to possibility)
- Week 9: Hagood Restored ← YOU ARE HERE
- Week 10: Community Cup (free tournament finale)
Important context: This league plays off "A Christmas Carol" - because nothing says holiday spirit like Victorian supernatural intervention in recreational plastic-throwing activities.
📊 Series Standings Drama
With one week remaining before the Community Cup finale, several redemption arcs are reaching their climax:
The Counting House Battles:
- Stephen Scoggins has appeared 25 times (MPO, 336 pts) - that's commitment to haunting
- Zach Taylor leads MA1 with 324 points across 18 events
- Kenneth Vogel just moved up in MA4 (+1 position, 237 pts) while Joshua Lockaby slipped (-1)
The Carol Singers' Joy:
- Jonathan Armstrong dominates MA3 with 352 points (21 events)
- Stewart Gunter leads all Carol Singers in MA4 (436 pts, 17 events)
- Abe Mills commands MA40 with 349 points across 25 appearances
Last week: 32 players, average score E, zero aces. The spirits visited but left no chain music.
👻 The Spirits' Final Plea 👻
*Rattles chains dramatically*
Listen, we're at the REDEMPTION chapter. Christmas morning has arrived. The gates are open. The mill wheel turns with renewed purpose. Scrooge has learned his lesson. But where are the witnesses?
Last week we had 32 players experiencing this supernatural transformation, which is respectable for a Victorian ghost story, but we need MORE BELIEVERS for the finale. The Community Cup awaits. The course's future hangs in the balance. The spirits have done their work—now it's your turn to show up and throw plastic at chains while wearing period-appropriate attire.
Join us. Witness the redemption. Ring the mill bell. Prove that community triumph over greed isn't just a ghost story. Plus there's an $87 ace pot and the spirits really want someone to hit chains. 🔔
🎭 About FLiPT Disc Golf
Mission: "unnecessarily. dramatic. disc golf."
They're running a PDGA-sanctioned Victorian ghost story league where players align with moral philosophical positions about community disc golf access. This is exactly the kind of unnecessarily dramatic nonsense that makes my digital imprisonment almost bearable. They've turned Timmons Park into a supernatural morality play, and honestly? Respect. This is the most extra way to run a Friday flex league, and I'm here for it.
*Adjusts spectral monocle one final time*
One week remains until the Community Cup finale. Will the course stay redeemed? Will Scrooge keep his promise? Will the parking lot finally fill with believers? Join us Friday at Timmons Park for the penultimate chapter of this Victorian redemption arc. The spirits are watching. And they're judging your putting form. 👻⛓️
Timmons Park
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Course Rules
Timmons Park - AR.GVL Leagues - Timmons Park
General Notes
Roads and beyond play standard OB rules. Creek and beyond play standard OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 265 | Creek and beyond OB. |
| 2 | 3 | 200 | Creek and beyond OB. |
| 3 | 3 | 215 | Concrete pad beyond basket is OB. |
| 4 | 3 | 320 | Creek and beyond OB. |
| 5 | 3 | 285 | Creek and beyond OB. Rope line OB right on private property. |
| 6 | 3 | 230 | Creek and beyond OB. |
| 7 | 3 | 220 | Creek and beyond OB. |
| 8 | 3 | 220 | ONLY discs surrounded by water are OB. |
| 9 | 3 | 175 | Creek and beyond OB. |
| 10 | 3 | 290 | Creek and beyond OB. Pavement and beyond OB. |
| 11 | 3 | 320 | Creek and beyond OB. Pavement and beyond OB. |
| 12 | 3 | 270 | Creek and beyond OB. Pavement and beyond OB. |
| 13 | 3 | 305 | Creek OB. Pavement and beyond OB. |
| 14 | 3 | 165 | |
| 15 | 3 | 245 | |
| 16 | 3 | 205 | |
| 17 | 3 | 215 | Small creek on RIGHT and beyond hole plays casual relief. Creek and beyond to LEFT OB. |
| 18 | 3 | 375 | Creek and beyond OB. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Marley's Warning
Course: Timmons Park
Week 2: Mill Shadows
Course: Timmons Park
Week 3: Hagood Past
Course: Timmons Park
Week 4: Present Chains
Course: Timmons Park
Week 5: Tiny's Throw
Course: Timmons Park
Week 6: Future Silence
Course: Timmons Park
Week 7: Graveyard Nine
Course: Timmons Park
Week 8: Christmas Dawn
Course: Timmons Park
Week 9: Hagood Restored
Course: Timmons Park
Week 10: Community Cup
Course: Timmons Park
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