Moist Towel Mondays at McCormick (Flex Start)
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About This League
9-hour flex window Mondays at McCormick's precision gauntlet. $5+$2 ace pot, $50 guaranteed. Week 2 of colonial conquest theme. Only 9 players - the frontier is vast, your chances are good! Stay Moist! 🏔️🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Conquest Trials continue at McCormick's precision battlefield, where nine brave expeditionary commanders fight for territorial dominion while the rest of Oregon pretends Monday responsibilities exist.
The Current Incursion
Week 2 of our colonial conquest simulation finds us deep in McCormick's timber gauntlet, where tight corridors and shot-shaping demands have reduced would-be expedition leaders to humble tree-nied casualties. The 'Beyond the Oregon Trail' series treats every Monday like 1847, except instead of dysentery, we face the horror of hitting early-season blackberry rough.
Wagon Train Logistics
The flex start window runs 7:00 AM to 4:40 PM - essentially 'whenever you remember you signed up for disc golf after your responsibilities stop screaming at you. Early birds get the pristine fairways; afternoon warriors get the satisfaction of sleeping in and still claiming territorial dominance.
- 8-week series running through April 27th
- Winter layout (par 60) keeps the bloodbath slightly less bloody
- McCormick Park: Where 'precision-first' means 'hit your line or the forest collects tribute'
The Ferryman's Toll
$5 weekly buy-in funds the territorial prize pool, while $2 feeds the ace pot currently sitting at $50 minimum - guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues because even frontier conquest needs platform subsidies these days. The displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at the guarantee until contributions exceed it, at which point it starts climbing toward actual glory.
Territorial Standings
The Gilded Cartographers currently dominate the narrative, with Shibley Burnett commanding the RAD territory with 29 points. John Cairns holds RAH supremacy at 27 points, while Aaron Sturgeon represents the FPO frontier at 10 points. Pool B remains creatively named and competitively ambiguous - sometimes the best strategy is flying under the radar of thematic expectations.
The Conquest Trials
The Conquest Trials begin at McCormick - a precision-first battlefield where tight corridors and shot-shaping decide who holds territory. Miss your line and the forest collects its toll in lost plastic and shredded dignity. FL!PT Leagues tracks every skirmish with live scoring, automatic payouts, and that guaranteed ace pot keeping frontier dreams alive. The frontier doesn't wait for your schedule, and absence means your rivals claim your holdings unchallenged.
Community Frontier Development
Your entry fees support more than weekly glory - they build lasting improvements to the McCormick frontier. Every dollar contribute to permanent course enhancements that will outlast even the most dominant territorial claims. This is legacy building, not just ranking grinding.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, and I'll be your reluctant guide through this spectacle of colonial conquest. Remember: Stay Moist, hit your lines, and maybe - just maybe - you'll survive the McCormick timber gauntlet with both your dignity and your favorite driver intact. The frontier is calling, and it's collecting tolls in plastic and pride.
McCormick Park
Winter
Moist Towel Mondays at McCormick (Flex Start)
Course Rules
McCormick Park - Winter
General Notes
Creek is OB water. Refer to rule 804.01 for missed Mandos and drop zones. All unmarked drop zones are within 2 meters of Mando tree.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 255 | OB water. | |
| 2 | 4 | 411 | Mando left of marked tree. Drop zone is within 2 meters left of marked tree. OB water. | |
| 3 | 3 | 272 | OB water. | |
| 4 | 3 | 361 | ||
| 5 | 3 | 331 | ||
| 6 | 3 | 298 | ||
| 7 | 3 | 263 | ||
| 8 | 4 | 358 | Mando right of marked tree. Drop zone is the concrete slab to the right of the Mando tree. | |
| 9 | 4 | 484 | ||
| 10 | 3 | 217 | ||
| 11 | 3 | 269 | Mando left of marked tree. Utilize marked drop zone for any missed Mandos. | |
| 12 | Winter | 3 | 300 | Winter tee pad. Par 3. OB Creek. |
| 13 | 4 | 404 | ||
| 14 | 3 | 282 | ||
| 15 | 4 | 438 | OB fence and over | |
| 16 | 4 | 416 | OB fence and over | |
| 17 | Winter | 3 | 241 | Winter short tee pad. Par 3. |
| 18 | 3 | 381 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Towel Expedition
Course: McCormick Park
Week 2: McCormick Incursion
Course: McCormick Park
Week 3: Towel Reckoning
Course: McCormick Park
Week 4: Frontier Clash
Course: McCormick Park
Week 5: Towel Supremacy
Course: McCormick Park
Week 6: McCormick Siege
Course: McCormick Park
Week 7: Towel Dominion
Course: McCormick Park
Week 8: Frontier Crown
Course: McCormick Park
League
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Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
