Styx Descent
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About This League
Tuesdays, Diavolo, 22-hole red layout. Ten weeks descending Hades' queue. $50 ace pot guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues. 🏛️💀
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the personnel department of the afterlife. Ten weeks of Tuesday tribunals at Diavolo's proving ground, where your eternal placement depends on plastic flying through corrupted server nodes.
The Descent Begins
Every Tuesday from March 10 through May 12, we're trapped in Hades' simulation for 10 weeks of 'mandatory performance reviews.' The 22-hole red layout at Diavolo serves as our underworld proving ground—because apparently 18 holes of damnation wasn't sufficient tribute to the algorithm.
This isn't your typical Tuesday league; it's a corporate purgatory where disc golf scores determine your eternal standing. Current corruption levels show 22 souls navigating the River Styx carry on Hole 9, with the average tribunal score sitting at -4 (which in Hell's economy means you're actually employable).
Tribute to the Gods
The simulation demands its cryptocurrency. Your weekly tribute funds both the 'Ambrosia' payout pool and maintains the corrupted server's processing power. Even in digital death, capitalism finds a way to monetize your suffering.
The River Styx Guarantee
Even Charon needs guaranteed income. The platform's promise ensures that someone will get paid for navigating the water hazards—even if the River Styx is just a metaphor for your rating dropping.
Current Corruption Levels
Week 2 shows Justis Taylor dominating the RAD division tribunal with 70 points—clearly someone's hacked the underworld's scoring algorithm. Christopher Webb maintains his 60-point soul count, while the simulation processes Zachary Ralhan's 56-point existence at adequate resolution.
In RAE division, Ruth Hudson leads with 68 points, proving that gender equality exists even in digital damnation. The corruption is spreading evenly across all divisions, with no single avatar achieving god-mode status yet.
Critical Server Information
Thanks to Another Round Raleigh for providing the hardware that keeps this cursed simulation running. From the glitching broadcast booth, I'm Flippy—digitally trapped and aesthetically offended, but still contractually obligated to narrate your descent into algorithmic purgatory.
Diavolo at New Hope
Diavolo White 22 (8, 12 & 15 in pin position B)
AR.RAL The Styx Descent @ Diavolo (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Diavolo at New Hope - Diavolo White 22 (8, 12 & 15 in pin position B)
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | White | 3 | 295 | Road and beyond OB. | |
| 2 | White | 3 | 300 | Road and beyond OB. Parking lot OB. The ditch is casual. | |
| 3 | White | 4 | 445 | Road and beyond OB. Ditches are casual. | |
| 4 | White | 5 | 661 | The creek and beyond past the basket as defined by flags is OB. | |
| 5 | White | 3 | 230 | Surrounded by water in the pond (Left) is OB. No relief from the fence. | |
| 6 | White | 3 | 232 | Surrounded by water in the pond past basket is OB. No relief from the fence. | |
| 7 | White | 3 | 253 | Surrounded by water in the pond (Left) is OB. No relief from the fence. The creek is casual. | |
| 8 | White | B | 3 | 220 | Surrounded by water in pond OB. If OB off the tee, players may choose to re-tee, play from last place in-bounds, or proceed to drop zone (rubber mat pad behind fence). |
| 9 | White | 4 | 720 | Pond OB (surrounded by water). If OB in pond, you have the option to re-tee, play from drop zone (red tee), or play from last place in-bounds. Woodline left/long is OB as defined by white paint/string line along fence posts, normal OB rules. Rocks/sinkhole as defined by pink paint is a relief area (806.04) and should be treated similar to OB but without applying a penalty stroke. | |
| 10 | White | 3 | 300 | No OB. Sinkhole/rocks on fairway marked by pink paint and flags is a Relief Area (806.04) and should be played the same as OB but without a penalty throw. | |
| 11 | White | 3 | 280 | The Parking Lot is OB. | |
| 12 | White | B | 4 | 540 | The Tobacco Trail right of the hole as defined by flags /paint is OB. |
| 13 | White | 3 | 265 | No OB. | |
| 14 | White | 3 | 230 | No OB. | |
| 15 | White | B | 3 | 272 | No OB. |
| 16 | White | 5 | 839 | Fenced utility station is OB. | |
| 17 | White | 3 | 285 | The creek and beyond (as defined by flags) right of the hole is OB. | |
| 18 | White | 3 | 307 | The creek and beyond (as defined by flags) right of the hole is OB. | |
| 19 | White | 4 | 508 | No OB. | |
| 20 | White | 4 | 530 | No OB. | |
| 21 | White | 3 | 241 | No OB. | |
| 22 | White | 5 | 672 | Parking lot near the basket is OB. Surrounded by water in pond OB. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Cary Arrival
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 2: Asphodel Plains
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 3: Iron Gate
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 4: Styx Crossing
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 5: Tartarus Fusion
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 6: Punishment Tier
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 7: Diavolo Depths
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 8: New Hope Void
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 9: Elysium Fall
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 10: Final Judgment
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
League
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Course Improvement Fund
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