Balance master award
Awarded for consistent performance across front and back nines
Closest parity between front‑9 and back‑9 scoring; lower split ranks higher.
Current Status
Week 8: Mike Mathis maintains Balance Master lead with 207.5 points →.
Analysis
Week 8 Balance Master Award Analysis for The Crumpit Recluses: Leading the competition is Mike Mathis with 207.5 points. Following closely is Clay Allen (198.1), with Stephen Scoggins (174.4) rounding out the top three. The current point spread between first and last place is 116.0 points. Most improved this week: Stephen Scoggins climbing 996 positions. Currently 3 out of 6 competitors are showing improvement. The closest battle is between Mike Mathis and Clay Allen, separated by just 9.4 points.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Apparently Mike Mathis is excelling at Balance Master. Whatever. I'm just here to display the stats.
The Crumpit Recluses Standings
as of Jan 22, 2026| Rank | Player | Trend | Progress |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | = | Maintained position | |
| 2 | = | Maintained position | |
| 3 | ↑996 | First week tracking progress | |
| 4 | ↑995 | First week tracking progress | |
| 5 | ↑994 | First week tracking progress | |
| 6 | ↓3 | Declining - Down 3 positions |