Iron grip award
Honors the longest successful defense of a high-position bag tag
Longest successful defense streak on a high‑position bag tag.
Current Status
Week 8: Jonathan Armstrong maintains Iron Grip lead with 495.0 points →.
Analysis
Week 8 Iron Grip Award Analysis for The Whoville Revelers: Leading the competition is Jonathan Armstrong with 495.0 points. Following closely is Ralph L. Jasper (420.0), with Doc Howard (345.0) rounding out the top three. The current point spread between first and last place is 150.0 points. Currently 0 out of 3 competitors are showing improvement. The closest battle is between Jonathan Armstrong and Ralph L. Jasper, separated by just 75.0 points.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Week 8 and I'm STILL tracking this Iron Grip nonsense. Jonathan Armstrong is winning. There, I said it.
The Whoville Revelers Standings
as of Jan 22, 2026| Rank | Player | Trend | Progress |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | = | Maintained position | |
| 2 | = | Maintained position | |
| 3 | = | Maintained position |