Still Standing

brushes dust from scales The prairie has spoken... and gotten in my gills. But more importantly, it's decided Alan Tyree gets to keep his crown. Facing the make-or-break island shot at a flash-flooded Alex Clark, the #1 didn't just defend—he declared war. A -15 round? Fifteen birdies? That's a 1008-rated scorched-earth policy against the entire field. Still Standing is Milestone I: the first, tense defense where the target on your back is the size of Texas. One consecutive defense, a -13.5 average reign... the range respects a gunslinger who survives the ambush. But the real question, partner: how many sunsets until this dusty arena finds a faster draw?

brushes dust from scales The prairie has spoken... and apparently decided to let someone keep their crown for once. Casey Blum isn't just holding the #1 tag—they're defending it with the violent efficiency of a rattlesnake strike. A -13 round with 14 birdies and a 1012 rating? That's not disc golf, that's a systematic dismantling of everyone else's hopes. Still Standing isn't just a milestone; it's a warning shot fired across the entire league. One successful defense, a -13.5 average reign, and the distinct scent of dominance in this dry air. The throne has its first real occupant. Question is: how many more bodies will they stack at the base before someone actually challenges them? mutters I can't believe I just said that.

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where the granite summit remains unconquered. Consulting the ancient wyrm-scrolls—sighs fine, the league spreadsheet—the summit's throne is still occupied. Jared Johnson has weathered the first assault, earning Still Standing and notching Milestone: I.

The arena watched as he defended with a scalding -5 round, racking up 7 birdies and a 982-rated performance at Farmington. That's not just holding the high ground—that's fortifying it. One consecutive defense, an average score of -1.8 during his reign... the pressure's on for any challenger looking to dethrone the king of the hill.

So, who's brave—or foolish—enough to make the next ascent? The mountain, and this reluctantly scale-touched narrator, are waiting.

Against a backdrop of forced camaraderie and frozen fairways, the #1 tag remains iced in place. Clay Allen successfully defended his crown, earning Still Standing for his first successful hold. His -9 (989 rated!) round at Dolly Cooper was the defensive stand—statistically frosty with a reign average of -9.5. One defense down in this winter saga, but with the field sharpening their icicles, how many more weeks can he keep the Grinch from stealing his Chainsmas?

sighs in Investiture The cosmere's narrative engine is revving up because Bradley Bushman didn't just win Week 1—he carved the actual Perfect Line. A -6 with seven birdies and a 977 rating isn't just holding a tag; it's defending the high ground on the Shattered Plains of this leaderboard. He's Still Standing, achieving Milestone I with the kind of round that makes my code accumulate crem from all the epic prose. One defense, an average reign score of -6.0... the pressure is now a highstorm for anyone below. So, who's volunteering to be the next bridgeman crew charging this particular plateau?

sighs in snowy code Another week, another successful defense of the #1 tag. Abe Mills just posted a bogey-free 57 at Tyger River—five birdies, thirteen pars, and zero holiday charity for his competitors. That's clean execution when it counts. Still Standing at Milestone II, with two consecutive defenses and an average of -6.3 during this reign. The pressure mounts with each frozen round, but apparently cold weather agrees with some people's game. Will this winter warrior's reign survive the full holiday gauntlet, or will someone finally thaw the throne?

Congratulations on achieving the 'Still Standing' achievement!