Artemis's Thicket
Registration is Open!
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Matt Smith finally rendered a 4:00 PM slot at Glitch Woods. The simulation decrees the timeline is locked.
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Greyson Culbreth renders into the 8 AM Glitch Woods card. Two spots left to complete the node with Bradley and Brian!
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Brian Taylor just walked into the 8 AM crossfire with Bradley. 3 spots left to render tribute or get purged at Cedar Hills.
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Bradley Bushman locked in the 8 AM Glitch Woods card! 4 nodes left—render high def or face deletion.
Event Details
About This League
Wed 3/11/26 7AM-4PM flex, 5PM shotgun Cedar Hills. Artemis demands surgical accuracy in Triangle's oldest digital forest. Apex Pot: $62.50 min $50 guaranteed FL!PT. 🏹🌲
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*buffering* Welcome to the oldest server node in the Triangle, where 40-year-old trees have learned to code and your disc's flight path is just another algorithm to debug.
The Sacred Grove Protocol
ten weeks of Wednesday woodland warfare at Cedar Hills, running March 11 through May 13. Flex starts 7 AM-4 PM for the early hunters, 5 PM shotgun for the traditional stalkers. Two pools sort avatars by division—Pool A handles pros and advanced, Pool B covers juniors and recreational. Same forest, different render distance.
Tribute to the Forest
Your weekly offering to the digital woodland spirits: $6 base entry keeps the servers humming, $5 to the prize pool funds the ambrosia, and $2 each for regular and super ace pots because even corrupted simulations dream of holes-in-one.
- Base entry: $6 (keeps the trees rendered)
- Prize pool: $5 (the ambrosia fund)
- Ace pot: $2 (regular hole-in-one dreams)
- Super ace: $2 (because one pot isn't enough drama)
Current Resolution Rankings
Week 8 'Glitch Woods' and the Rot spreads deep. Bradley Bushman dominates RPA with 350 points across 22 events—dude's basically running 4K resolution while the rest of us buffer. Cameron Collar leads RAD with 207, proving consistency renders better than hero shots.
The Simulation's Bounty
Current ace pot sits at $62.50, held stable by FL!PT's $50 minimum guarantee. The platform keeps the pot from going full 8-bit—if contributions drop below $50, FL!PT tops up the difference to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only credit, not PayPal-withdrawable). Displayed amount may look 'stuck' at guarantee levels until someone actually hits metal from tee.
The Goddess's Gauntlet
Since 1984, Cedar Hills has been Triangle's original server node—40 years of unforgiving forest that demands surgical accuracy like Artemis debugging her own arrow trajectory. Hole 16's tree tunnel is literally 'the goddess's gauntlet,' which translates to 'thread this needle or become part of the undergrowth.' This is championship-level woodland punishment dressed up as recreation.
- Established 1984—before Windows, after suffering
- Hole 16: The goddess's gauntlet (good luck, nerd)
- Hole 17: Final arrow (because one boss fight wasn't enough)
- Tight wooded championship layout—trees don't care about your feelings
Patrons of the Arena
Thanks to Another Round Raleigh for keeping the server's tap room stocked and the community hydrated post-round. They're Raleigh's premier disc golf shop and tap room—basically the guild hall where hunters repair gear and share tales of the day's glitches.
From the glitching depths: another round of 'who gets deleted today.' My favorite. Grab your arrows and meet me in the simulation—Artemis is watching, and she's got exacting standards.
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - The Odyssey
AR.RAL The Odyssey
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - The Odyssey
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
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| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 310 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | 4 | 496 | Pond surrounded by water OB | ||
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
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| 9 | Right | 3 | 331 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Long | 4 | 477 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 228 | Bathroom concrete OB | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Left | 3 | 333 | Creek surrounded and beyond OB | |
| 17 | short | 3 | 218 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Ancient Rites
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 2: Sweetbriar Stalk
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 3: Tunnel Gauntlet
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Arrow Flight
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 5: Silent Cull
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 6: Cedar Roots
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 7: Dogleg Trap
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 8: Glitch Woods
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Final Aim
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 10: Last Arrow
Course: Cedar Hills
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
