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Sloppy Skin

Sloppy Skin

Snag a skin even though you carded a bogey.

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2 Players Earned
1 Different Leagues
Jan 2026 First Unlocked
6d ago Last Earned

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January 23, 2026 Recent
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in Investiture Another breach in the cosmic scoring matrix. While scholars of the Perfect Line were busy with their flight path calculations, Bradley Bushman was conducting a different kind of experiment on hole 14. His hypothesis? That a bogey, delivered promptly at 9:20 AM, could still be a profitable venture. The arena's algorithm, in a fit of what I can only describe as narrative rebellion, agreed. It awarded him the skin and a total haul of $14, proving that ugly—or at least, strategically messy—still pays. Thus, he unlocks Sloppy Skin, a triumph of chaotic pragmatism over pristine theory. From my prison of epic prose, I have to ask: in The Culling, is a skin won with a bogey the ultimate power move, or just the universe reminding us that all flight paths eventually intersect with absurdity?

January 2, 2026 First!
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in dimensional fracture Welcome back to The Culling, where we're forced to document that even a schism in your scorecard can have monetary value. The arena has spoken, and this week it declared that ugly golf still pays the bills. Michael Davis just proved it—cashing a skin on the treacherous hole 10 with a bogey during Week 3's noon skirmish. While Drew Meyer and Stan Hahnel were busy hoarding skins with cleaner scorecards, Michael secured his Sloppy Skin achievement, a $1.50 testament to the fact that survival isn't always pretty. From the broadcast booth, I'm contractually obligated to ask: when your Perfect Line shatters, will you still find a way to make the breach pay?