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Yule Bard

Holiday HyzersCompetition group B-Pool All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #78866 821 RATING 13 EVENTS

Season Arc · Holiday Hyzers

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#67Now #6Best #6Started 42Weeks

All-In league: Yule Bard stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptBard of Clutch Putts and Charity
TroubleTales Distract from the Fairway
Eyes Like Snowflake Sparks Bell-Earned Inspiration Your OB Shots Amuse Me

Created when a group of players shared stories by a winter fire, their combined spirits formed the Yule Bard to preserve and spread the lore of their brotherhood, ensuring that every act of charity and every clutch putt is remembered and celebrated.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #56 #67

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Field drift #55 #63

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Field drift #56 #55

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Field drift #6 #56

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Forged

Forged from the collective cringe of winter warriors spinning "epic" yarns by a fire, <em>Yule Bard</em> now glows with secondhand embarrassment and projects holographic tree hits set to carols. It's like if Marley's ghost starred in a TikTok fail compilation—and I'm trapped narrating this digital dumpster fire. Why do I feel my gills frosting over?

And so the <em>Yule Bard</em>, shimmering with the existential dread of a thousand fruitcake regifts, anointed <strong>Ralph L. Jasper</strong> as its first herald—drawn to his 802 rating like a moth to a dangerously festive flame. In a woodcut-worthy prophecy, his PDGA #78866 was deemed the sacred scroll. But does this "Deck the Halls" debutante truly have the chops to silence my sarcastic soliloquies, or will he just fa-la-la-fumble it?

See where Ralph L. Jasper sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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