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Cosmic Autopsy
Wednesday Johnny League·Competition group B·
All-In · only the number moves
Ryan Barker
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Wednesday Johnny League
7
#58Now
#12Best
#15Started
21Weeks
All-In league: Cosmic Autopsy stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptYour Scorecard's Final Judgment
TroubleNumbers Never Forget Your Failures
Golden Glow Exposes Flaws
Your Geometry Means Everything
Rivals Fear My Examination
The Cosmic Autopsy emerged from the Roswell Codex's earliest entries, created when the Grays first realized that human competitive geometry could be quantified and evaluated. It serves as their primary tool for determining which players deserve to ascend in the cosmic hierarchy.
The Cosmic Autopsy manifests as a hovering dodecahedron with smooth, polished surfaces that reflect the chiaroscuro lighting of the cosmic realm. Its exterior bears the appearance of Da Vinci's anatomical drawings rendered in metallic gold against deep blue. When activated, it projects holographic displays of player performances for examination. It radiates a faint golden glow matching the secondary color #D4AF37, and contains animated geometric patterns that shift based on recent competition outcomes.
The Cosmic Autopsy serves as the official record-keeper, conducting post-round examinations of every player's geometric performance and determining who has demonstrated worthy ascension or deserving relegation.
Season Story
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Your series bag tag moved from #18 to #17 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #12 to #18 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #15 to #12 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Born from the Roswell Codex because the Grays couldn't believe your release angles, Tag 15 is a hovering dodecahedron of judgment. It projects holographic dissections of your form. It’s here to audit your geometry, radiating golden disappointment until someone actually deserves to ascend.
checks clipboard Ryan Barker just claimed Tag 15, the Cosmic Autopsy. The Grays are dissecting his form. It’s not a prize; it’s a geometry audit. This episode just got a lot more judgmental.
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