The Iron Hoard @ Nash Community College (Friday)
Apr 17 - Jun 19, 2026
Current Holder
Elizabeth Johnson
Hoard Hunger
A Dragon's Hunger, Never Sated
The Hoard Never Fills
Aspects refreshed May 21, 2026
Hoard Hunger was born when the first dragon first desired treasure. Before the first coin was hoarded, there was only Want - and that Want became the Hoard Hunger's essence. It has existed since the first dragon curled around its first pile of gold, eternal and insatiable.
The tag appears as a disc of black obsidian with gold veins running through it like molten ore. When held, it feels warm - almost beating - with a pulse that matches a heartbeat. The gold within seems to shift and flow, never settling. It radiates a subtle compulsion, drawing the bearer toward treasure and making the vault's riches feel within reach.
Hoard Hunger serves as the driving force behind every raid - it is the reason the vault exists and the reason raiders continue to challenge it. Without hunger, there would be no Iron Hoard. When a bearer holds this tag, they carry the Hoard's own consuming desire - the metaphysical hunger that drives every raid and defines every challenger.
Tag Details
Ironclad Extraction
The boots-on-the-ground mercenaries fighting for a promotion through hostile acquisition. They wield weaponized briefcases and chains to secure dragon scales, proving that worth is earned in the mud.
Members
27Divisions
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Elizabeth Johnson posted a 684 rating—51 strokes below her 735 baseline and 10 above the field average of 66, which means she played worse than her own seasonal standard while technically staying afloat. The leaderboard's verdict came anyway: tag number 2, the obsidian Hoard Hunger, now riding in her pocket after a +5 position jump that felt less like earned promotion and more like musical chairs where everyone else sat down first. Here's the thing about Layoffs Week at Nash: double points don't care about your last three rounds' momentum. Johnson matched her personal average (68) on paper, but the delta says she left strokes on the course that the competition would've gladly stolen. The dragon claims another disc in the drink—or at least, another player discovers that hostile bids don't always age well when the follow-up round whispers "who exactly are you again?"
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Elizabeth Johnson posted a 784 rating round—49 strokes better than her 735 PDGA baseline—and the leaderboard rendered its verdict in real time: three positions earned, tag number 8 surrendered, the obsidian Hoard Hunger now riding at #5. That's not a side-quest flourish; that's a hostile bid that landed. She matched her seasonal average (68) while the field averaged 64, which means Johnson played the course like it owed her something and collected the receipt. The halfway point doesn't reward participation trophies—it rewards rounds that announce themselves, and this one just walked into the boardroom carrying promotion papers. Survival of the fittest, or at least the ones who can read the wind.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Breaking feed: Hoard Hunger has opted for a solo campaign. Elizabeth Johnson is smuggling the obsidian tag to The Iron Hoard at Nash Community College. It’s a Friday night side quest. The main timeline pauses while the spin-off pilot tapes.