The Iron Hoard @ Battle (Saturday)
Apr 18 - Jun 20, 2026
Current Holder
Elizabeth Johnson
Hoard Hunger
The Eternal Want Made Flesh
The Hoard Consumes Its Bearer
Aspects refreshed May 22, 2026
Hoard Hunger was born when the first dragon first desired treasure. Before the first coin was hoarded, there was only Want - and that Want became the Hoard Hunger's essence. It has existed since the first dragon curled around its first pile of gold, eternal and insatiable.
The tag appears as a disc of black obsidian with gold veins running through it like molten ore. When held, it feels warm - almost beating - with a pulse that matches a heartbeat. The gold within seems to shift and flow, never settling. It radiates a subtle compulsion, drawing the bearer toward treasure and making the vault's riches feel within reach.
Hoard Hunger serves as the driving force behind every raid - it is the reason the vault exists and the reason raiders continue to challenge it. Without hunger, there would be no Iron Hoard. When a bearer holds this tag, they carry the Hoard's own consuming desire - the metaphysical hunger that drives every raid and defines every challenger.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset Elizabeth Johnson just put up a +82 over her rating—817 to a 735 PDGA baseline—and the Hoard Hunger didn't just change hands, it found a new keeper who speaks its language. A -3 against her personal average on a scorched fairway where the field averaged +7 back: she didn't just beat the course, she beat the narrative everyone else was writing. Tag #21 to tag #7 isn't a promotion, it's a coronation. The obsidian tag has its bearer, the vault has its thief, and somewhere in the writers' room they're scrambling to explain how a Saturday side quest just rewrote the main campaign. Loot the chains or go home empty-handed—Johnson didn't come home empty.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset Elizabeth Johnson posted 73 on a round that played to 808—a cool +73 differential that screams "everything clicked in the volcanic ash." She held tag 13 steady, neither claiming new territory nor surrendering ground, which in a week where scorecards pile up like nuclear fallout is its own kind of victory. This is what outplaying your rating by 73 strokes looks like when the dragon's treasure chest is on the line: you show up, you execute, and the obsidian tag doesn't know what hit it. The Hoard Hunger watches from its cross-dimensional perch at Battle, and this Saturday detour just got a lot more interesting—Elizabeth's keeping pace with the ruins.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset Breaking news from the writers' room: Hoard Hunger is taking a Saturday detour. The obsidian tag is mirroring into The Iron Hoard @ Battle for a side quest. Elizabeth Johnson, hold on tight—the gold veins are already racing. It’s not the main arc, but the loot counts just the same.