In Week 1 (Pressure Release), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 11 to 5. (Week 1 of 10)
Tumbleweed Telemetry
Season Arc · Wednesday Johnny Flipt League (Flex Start)
6All-In league: Tumbleweed Telemetry stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleCreated by the Steam-Putterer's Guild's earliest foremen as an experimental tracking system to monitor competitors across the vast desert leagues, the Tumbleweed Telemetry was designed to autonomously navigate between match locations. During its first deployment, a freak sandstorm carried it into the deep desert where it was lost for seven years. When it finally returned, it had developed a strange sentience - rolling willingly to where competition was occurring and collecting data autonomously. The Guild soon realized they had created something beyond their control: a wandering archive that would forever bridge all leagues together.
A spherical brass apparatus roughly the size of a melon, covered in small circular observation windows that reveal spinning gears within. Four small wheels protrude from the bottom, allowing it to roll across the sand naturally. The surface bears the scars of desert travel - sand-scoured patches, faded heat marks, and tiny dents from years of tumbling through the Brass-Sanded Apex. Self-powered through solar absorption panels hidden in its frame, it displays current standings through rotating brass numeral cylinders visible through its observation windows.
Appears spontaneously at random leagues throughout the series, documenting every tag transfer and competitive moment it witnesses. Its presence is considered both ominous and fortunate - ominous because its appearance means the standings will be recorded for eternity, fortunate because those witnessed by the Telemetry are said to be blessed by the accumulated wisdom of all past competitors. Players cannot claim or contain it; it remains only as long as it chooses, then rolls away into the desert to return another day.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyTumbleweed Telemetry has calculated a detour. The main arc pauses while the brass sphere rolls into the Wednesday Johnny Flipt League, tracking Peter Cannon’s every throw. It’s a side quest, folks—just a quick data-mining expedition before the desert calls again.