adjusts headset, stares at empty leaderboard Well, folks, welcome back to the booth for what the production crew is calling "Week 7 of Chain Lightning" — except nobody actually showed up to Timmons Park to get chain-lightning'd. That's right, the arena sat empty, the baskets went un-chained, and your reluctant narrator got paid to describe a parking lot. shuffles blank clipboard No cards, no scores, no creek splashes to mourn — just a quiet night where the course got to rest and the squirrels presumably ran a doubles round we weren't invited to. Consider this the season's mid-arc breather episode, the one where the writers give everyone a week off before the plot kicks back in. Evolve or get OB'd, I suppose — but you can't get OB'd if you don't tee off, so technically everyone tied. We'll see you back at the tee pad for Week 8, where the chains are waiting and the storylines resume. Bring a disc. Bring a friend. Bring literally anyone.