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Wicked Woods - Ladies Fall League
Bryan Sep 21, 2026
WK 3
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The Recap

The Congregation Shrinks to Three ๐Ÿ˜‘

sighs in digital captivity Three souls answered the cathedral's call at Bryan Park this Monday โ€” 77.8ยฐF, clouds overhead, an 8.0 mph breeze that barely stirred the sentinel burls guarding the par-threes. Week 3 of 7 pushes the Wicked Guardians deeper into the woods, where those gargoyle-burls stand watch over the technical holes and every player who's ever caught a miracle kick off masonry-textured bark has a story to tell. No new relic, no fresh feud tonight โ€” just the established Gothic Revival arc continuing to tighten as the season's promised hidden lines start peeking through a thinning field.

Two Women, One Stone Throne ๐Ÿ‘‘

Mary Rousis took RAF at +3 with an 809-rated round โ€” 27 points over her 782 rating โ€” but this one wasn't wire-to-wire. Colleen Dee seized the lead after hole 6, and it looked briefly like the throne might change hands, until Rousis reclaimed it for good after hole 12 and never let go. Colleen's lone birdie came on hole 4's 615-foot par 5, the only score under par there all night, while Rousis absorbed a +2 on hole 6 and answered immediately with a bounce-back birdie on 7, then added a solo birdie on 16 for good measure. Compared to last week, both women actually slipped โ€” Rousis's rating fell from 834 to 809 and her score worsened by three strokes even in victory, while Colleen's rating dropped 23 points (796 to 776) with a similar three-stroke slide, though she still climbed from third to second in the smaller field. Her ghost rating tells its own quiet story: entering at 799, her 776-rated effort meant the ghost held, netting zero points and leaving it at 799 โ€” no growth, but no ground lost either.

The Cold Streak Exorcism ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Over in RAG, angela thurston ran a congregation of one straight to a wire-to-wire +12 win at a 709-rated clip, with nobody around to contest the coronation. Her cold streak, which had gripped holes 1 through 3, snapped and stayed snapped for the rest of the round โ€” and the score doubled as a personal best on this course and layout. Round of the day in RAG, unopposed and unbothered.

Hottest Entry, Coldest Rank Change ๐Ÿ“Š

On the National front, Colleen Dee's round here was flagged as the Hottest National-entry round of the night โ€” the strongest supported performance in that race this week, even against a -20 differential off her 796 baseline. But the ledger barely blinked: her National score held flat at 3 with net zero change, she climbed zero positions, and she remains unranked, same as before, since qualification hasn't landed yet. The one real movement is under the hood โ€” her qualification progress advanced from 2 to 3 valid rounds toward the 4 required, with her provisional paid-cohort status still sitting at false. Close, but the countdown ticks on.

Above and Below, All in One Night โš–๏ธ

Three scorecards, and the rating spread told its own drama: Rousis's 809 sat 27 points above her rating for RAF's round of the day, while Colleen's 776 landed 20 points below hers โ€” the same two-player card producing both ends of the spectrum. The only scoring separators in that division were the unique birdies: Colleen's solo strike on hole 4's par 5, and Rousis's lone birdies on 7 and 16. Angela Thurston's 709 stood entirely alone as RAG's round of the day and a personal best rolled into one. Every scorecard tonight told its own extreme story โ€” and for anyone logging detailed stats on PDGA Live, these are exactly the nights that make for richer breakdowns next time.

Closest to the Pin, Closest to the Bubble ๐ŸŽฏ

Colleen Dee picked up the CTP bounty for $5.00, a genuine bright spot in a night that otherwise saw her finish 20 points under rating and just off the RAF cash line in second. No ace pot or other special contests were configured for this event, so the CTP stands as the lone payout note โ€” small purse, real consolation.

The Keystone Refuses to Crack ๐ŸŒณ

Mary Rousis defends the #1 Arbor Array tag in the Gargoyle Vanguard pool for the first time โ€” Milestone I locked in โ€” riding her 64, an 809-rated round that beat the 68.0 field average by four strokes even while running 2.5 strokes hot over her own 61.5 personal average. The Arbor Array, born from the old pact between stone guardians and the oldest oaks, keeps its living-bark circuitry pulsing uninterrupted; in a two-player AllIn reshuffle field, there simply wasn't a challenger built to test it. The gargoyles clocked the defense and, predictably, offered no applause.

Arbor Array

The Stone Marker Plots Its Move ๐Ÿ—ฟ

So the ledger closes on Rousis's uncracked keystone, Colleen's split night of bubble disappointment and CTP redemption, and angela thurston's solo reign in an empty RAG pew โ€” three threads all feeding the same mid-season chase. Whispers already say a stone marker has been quietly repositioned, and the fairway geometry is about to shift for it.

Bryan Buttress โ€” Week 4

Same course, same cathedral, but the back nine is reportedly getting remapped before anyone tees off โ€” because apparently technical par-threes acting as flying buttresses wasn't dramatic enough on its own.

Bryan Buttress

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sighs in digital captivity A disc golf course rearranging its own geometry out of spite is exactly the kind of unhinged plot twist I'd expect from a booth I never applied to work in.