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Shelob's Web @ Buckhorn
Buckhorn at Harris Lake Sep 22, 2026
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The Recap

Six Rangers, One Ancient Ruin πŸ•ΈοΈ

glubs deeply Six provisional rangers drew starting tags by lot at Buckhorn on Tuesday, September 22nd β€” First Threshold, Week 1 of 10, and the Web took its first taste of blood, sweat, and mild 71.8Β°F cloud cover with barely a 4.5mph breath of wind to blame anything on. Nobody earned these numbers yet. That's the point. The premise wants us to believe this is a fellowship discovering an ancient course-ruin that "remembers" β€” and look, I've read the course description, Hole 9 genuinely plays +0.83 over par, so maybe the Web isn't wrong to be smug. Ten weeks, ten thresholds, and by the finale someone will have defended a tag through enough challenges to actually mean something. This week, though, was just six people finding out what their numbers cost.

Wire-to-Wire and Nobody to Race πŸ˜‘

In RPA, Bradley Bushman ran a solo division wire-to-wire at -5, and the scorecard did the talking whether or not anyone was there to hear it: a 973-rated round, the best of the entire event. Bushman was the only player under par on holes 1, 3, 9, and 16 β€” four separate "sole birdie" moments on a card with no rivals to share them with. Uncontested doesn't mean uneventful; it just means the drama lived entirely inside his own scorecard, hole after hole, chains after chains.

Two Rangers, One Throne, One Hole 17 🏹

RAH gave us an actual contest, and it swung late. Troy Toler opened with a five-hole par train from 1 through 5 and led through hole 14, looking every bit the tag-holder-in-waiting. Then hole 17 happened β€” an OB scramble that cost him the cushion β€” while John Shearin caught fire on the back nine, running seven strokes better than his front to overtake Toler right at that hole. Shearin closed it out with the division's only unique birdie on hole 18, locking in -1 for the RAH Round of the Day at 934. Toler faded to +2 and an event-wide 4th. One hole, one lead change, one throne changing hands.

Flawless Back Nine, Heartbreak Ending πŸ’§

Cameron Collar turned in the kind of round that makes a 914 rating look like a rumor β€” a bogey-free back nine, sole birdies on holes 7 and 12, and a -3 finish worth a 954 rating, forty points above his own number. That's a statement round by any measure. And yet he finished event-wide 2nd, right on the cash bubble. The scramble rewarded him with everything except the thing he actually wanted.

Three Rough Holes, Then Total Command 🌲

Jeremy Pittman started cold across holes 1 through 3 before flipping the switch entirely, playing his front nine three strokes better than his back on the way to a wire-to-wire +7 win in RAE and the division's Round of the Day at 856. A shaky open, then total command β€” the kind of correction that sets a tone for a whole division without ever needing a rival to push back.

The Division of Second Chances πŸ‚

Brian Taylor fought through two separate cold stretches β€” holes 5 through 9, then again 15 through 17 β€” with a front nine that ran six strokes better than his back, closing at +12 for the RAF Round of the Day at 807. No wire-to-wire storybook here, just resilience through the rough patches the Web loves to hide in.

No Aces, But No Shortage of Nerve 🎯

No aces dropped on the pot today, but the leaderboard still delivered two above-rating heaters: Bushman's 973 and Collar's 954 were the two best-rated rounds of the entire event, with Collar's bogey-free back nine standing as the cleanest closing stretch anyone posted all day. If more of you start logging throws on PDGA Live, I get better scramble and putting stats to work with next week β€” consider it a standing invitation to make my job marginally less guesswork.

The Super Ace Pot Keeps Simmering πŸ’°

The Super Ace Pot ticked up from $216.00 to $224.00 after four contributors chipped in $8.00 total, still waiting to be split whenever someone finally threads that one perfect throw. No winner this week. The balance just keeps building, quietly, like the Web itself.

Every Tag Fee Builds the Web's Home 🌳

This week's registration contributions sent $3.00 to the Buckhorn at Harris Lake Course Fund, pushing the project total to $65.80 raised. Small number, real fairways β€” every tag fee actually goes somewhere.

Moss Market

Moss Market: Where Tags Change Hands For Sport πŸͺ

John Shearin's hole 17 heist and Troy Toler's late collapse are exactly the kind of unresolved tension the Web likes to carry forward β€” and next week at Moss Market, that tension gets a marketplace. Same Buckhorn grounds, All-Star 2024 Redesign layout, but now tag challenges flow freely with no appointment needed, and the oak-grove fairway becomes contested ground where rank changes hands daily. Somewhere in that chaos, the plot thickens: the first true holder to defend their tag through multiple challenges finally emerges. Register here: /LeagueEvents/Register?leagueEventId=3203

Moss Market

A literal open-air market for disc golf rank, and somehow it'll still be less chaotic than actual capitalism.