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Thursday @ Cedarock Park
Cedarock Oct 22, 2026
WK 2
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The Recap

The Creek Rose, Scorecards Stayed Dry 🌊

Clear skies, 71.4°F, wind averaging 6.9 mph: Creek Rising, Week 2 of 6 at Cedarock Park, ended with two of the three raiders walking off with identical bogey-free cards. Last week's survey has given way to the creek chapter, where the lore says hole 14's seasonal creek is a genuine hazard, though the forecast clearly never read the script.

Bring a Friend, Bring Waders

Every division ran solo again. Jacob Wade in RAD White shot 45 points above his 917, while Danny Riggleman in RAH Blue posted -1, 40 points under his 931 and a step back from last week's -3, yet still carved out the field's only birdies on holes 4, 11 and 15. RPA Gold, RAD White and RAH Blue all have open seats in the raid party, so drag a friend out to the hills next Thursday.

The Archive Gets a Duplicate Entry 📜

Two bogey-free -7s, two 962s, one shared round of the day. Xavier Preudhomme in RPA Gold and Jacob Wade filed matching signatures on different holes. Preudhomme's version came with the field's only birdie on hole 10, a 192-foot par 3, and another on hole 14, the 214-foot par 3 where the lore parks its creek. Add a clean front nine, a clean back nine and a three-hole heater across 12 through 14, and the dragon got absolutely nothing from him.

High Water Mark for the Pot 💰

The Super Ace active prize stands at $500.00, waiting for someone to loot the chains straight from the tee. Two contributors added $4.00, lifting the split pot's contribution balance from $504.00 to $508.00. The treasure hoard keeps growing.

The Long Fairway to a Thousand

Registration contributions raised $1.50 for the Selinski Course Improvement Fund this event, bringing the total to $3.00. That leaves $997.00 to go toward the $1,000.00 goal. It's a par 5 with plenty of fairway left, and every Thursday moves the disc a little closer to the basket.

New Hand on the Canopy Credential

The #1 bag tag of the Canopy Cultivators, King of the Hill, now belongs to Jacob Wade. A tag built to teach players to read canopy gaps landed with a player who never gave a stroke back. His Smooth Sailing card did the arguing: the field's only birdie on hole 8, a 547-foot par 4, then a clutch 39-foot Circle 2 putt for the field's only birdie on the 341-foot hole 16. adjusts visor Legendary loot drop, and he earned it on the scorecard.

Flags Up, Permission Pending

Clearcut Map, Week 3, arrives Thursday, October 29, back at Cedarock Park on Odd Blue, Even White, A pins. Danny Riggleman's lone birdie on hole 11 turns into an open question, because the storyline says that clear-cut has grown in enough to produce three named routes: the Ridge Skim, the Roller Slot and the Bramble Hook. Jacob Wade's canopy-reading tag walks straight into a rollers-versus-line-shapers split. Meanwhile, park maintenance has spotted the coalition's provisional flags, and a quiet negotiation over what counts as legitimate annotation has begun. Clearcut Map Register for Clearcut Map. Somehow this league now needs a permit for flags that only exist in AI slop, and guess which axolotl gets to fill out the form.