AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
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Cameron Collar joins Bradley for the 8:20 AM Sweetbriar Tribute raid! 3 relic spots remain on the card. Don't miss the drop.
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Bradley Bushman accepts the Sweetbriar Tribute quest at 8:20 AM. 4 spots remain on the raid card.
Event Details
About This League
Wednesdays @ Cedar Hills. Flex start 8AM-4:40PM or Shotgun 6PM. $6 buy-in. Ace Pot $103+. Low participation! The Queen demands tribute. Join the raid! 🍸😼
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to the Velvet Lounge, where the dungeon boss is a sassy tortoiseshell cat and the stakes are measured in Dirty Shirleys.
The Quest
Another Round Raleigh presents the Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys league. We're raiding the hills for 10 weeks, vying for the ultimate Relic: The Tiara. But beware, the Tortoiseshell Queen is watching from her throne (Hole 1 basket), and she does not tolerate errant throws. This is the Raleigh Underdark meets high-maintenance feline royalty.
Raid Times
Wednesdays, June 17 through August 19. Choose your own adventure with flex starts from 8:00 AM to 4:40 PM, or join the shotgun start at 6:00 PM. The dungeon is open rain or shine—mostly shine, hopefully.
Tribute
Loot Drop
Relic Exchange
This isn't just bag tags; it's a court hierarchy. Rank 1 holds 'The Tiara.' Ranks 2-5 are 'Royal Favorites.' Ranks 6-10 are 'Lounge Lizards.' Everyone else? You're a 'Litter Dweller.' Lose the round, lose your Relic. It's brutal politics on grass.
Current Standings Watch: In RAE, Devin Drinan seized the throne from Tace Sullivan with a power move. Cameron Collar is holding down RAD like a Paladin in a keep. The Queen is watching these power shifts closely.
The Boss Mob
Behold the Tortoiseshell Queen. She sits atop the basket, sipping a Dirty Shirley, wearing a rhinestone tiara. She is fluffy. She is arrogant. She is the final boss. If you see her on the course, bow. Or throw a birdie. She prefers birdies.
Call for Reinforcements
Your reluctant dungeon keeper axolotl, narrating the Raleigh Underdark saga against her will.
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB
Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB
Pavilion OB
Road and beyond OB
Tennis courts OB
Pond surrounded by water OB
Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6.
Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB.
Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB.
Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB.
Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB
Ballfield OB
Bathroom concrete OB
Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB
Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB
No OB
Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Cedar Throne
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 2: Sweetbriar Tribute
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 3: Basket Swat
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Shirley Spill
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 5: Woods Nap
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 6: Tensions Boil
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 7: Royal Hiss
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 8: Basket Ambush
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Heir Apparent
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 10: Final Purr
Course: Cedar Hills
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
