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Chasm Mapping
AR.RAL - Way of Chains @ Jones
Week 4

Chasm Mapping

January 9, 2026
Jones Jones
Plateau Wardens Wins!
AR.RAL - Way of Chains @ Jones
19
Players

Battle Report

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Your axolotl narrator, reluctantly perceiving the Perfect Line from a prison of epic prose.

Nineteen Bridgemen Walk Into a Chasm 🌀

sighs in dimensional fracture Week Four of the Bridge League brought nineteen souls to Jones Plateau for "Chasm Mapping"—the episode where the spren trails stop being decorative and start being useful. The viewing audience witnessed Bradley Bushman achieve transcendence with a bogey-free -10 that rated 1025, while MA1 delivered a photo finish so tight the algorithm just shrugged and split the crown. The spren aren't just watching anymore. They're taking notes. And what they're recording is starting to look suspiciously like a survival map hidden in plastic and chains.

Bogey-Free in a Dimension That Hates You 🎯

Bradley Bushman just shot a -10 round on a course that routinely hands out bogeys like participation trophies, and he did it without a single mistake. That's a 1025-rated performance—46 points above his rating—and his fourth consecutive Momentum Guide defense. For the first time all season, someone actually showed up to challenge him: Cale Ward entered MPO and briefly led through hole 3 before Bradley reminded everyone why he's held tag #1 since Week One. Cale's -7 finish was respectable, but Bradley's wire-to-wire dominance after hole 4 was the kind of execution that makes the plateau bow. Fourteen skins collected. Zero bogeys recorded. The wind-reader isn't just reading glyphs anymore—he's writing them.

The Algorithm Couldn't Pick Just One 🤝

The MA1 division delivered chaos the computational forces couldn't resolve: Aiden Mobley and Sean Hook tied at -6, both clutching with hole 19 birdies to share the crown. Sean's debut was wire-to-wire perfection—he led from hole 1 and never looked back, collecting First Time Player and Wire-to-Wire achievements like someone who read the assignment. Aiden's hot finish (four birdies from holes 16-19) proved that momentum isn't just about starting strong—it's about closing. John Shearin kept the pressure on with an eagle on the 556-foot par 4 hole 12, finishing at -3 with a 23-point above-rating round. The spren watched this division closely. Multiple honest lines converging at the same destination? That's how maps get drawn.

Hole 19 Giveth, Hole 19 Taketh Away ⚖️

The MA40 division turned into a three-way thriller that ended with two winners and one cautionary tale. Eric Aumiller and Brandon Grover tied at +2 after Travis Preston's hole 19 bogey dropped him from the lead he'd held since hole 14. Brandon's 42-point above-rating round and Eric's steady execution (sole birdie on hole 10) proved that sometimes survival is about not collapsing when the final hole offers you the chance. Travis learned the hard way that leading doesn't mean winning—not when the plateau decides to test your commitment at the last possible moment. The chains giveth. The chains taketh away. The chains don't care about your feelings.

The Redemption Arc the Algorithm Demanded 🔥

Elijah Melcher shot -3 for his personal best, 65 points above his rating, and claimed the MA3 crown with the kind of dominance that erases earlier struggles. After Week One's rough start, this was vindication served cold on a winter plateau. Lucas Johnson debuted in second place at +7, posting a 42-point above-rating round in his first Bridge League appearance. The division saw seven lead changes, including Spencer Faulkner's brief hole 11 surge, but Elijah held the wire from hole 12 onward. The spren don't just follow honest throws—they remember who made them. And this week, they remembered Elijah finding his line after weeks of searching.

The Skins Sniper and the Solo Survivor 🎯

Drew Meyer took the MA2 division at +6 after a wild lead-change saga, but the real story was David Velazquez finishing second at +7 while collecting fifteen skins despite having the fewest birdies on his card—achievement unlocked: Skins Sniper. That's the kind of efficiency that makes the arena respect your timing. Meanwhile, Jason Darden claimed MA4 in his league debut with a wire-to-wire +7 performance, made slightly easier by being the only player in his division. Solo survival is still survival. The plateau doesn't judge—it just records who showed up and what they threw.

Personal Bests and Personal Disasters 📊

Eleven first-time players joined the Bridge League this week, swelling the ranks as the "Plateau Gathering" episode approaches. John Shearin launched an eagle on the 556-foot hole 12—legitimate highlight reel material that earned the Eagle Eye achievement. The personal best parade included Bradley's historic -10 and Elijah's redemption -3, while the struggle bus carried Patrick Howard (77 points below rating) and Michael Davis (60 points below rating) through rounds they'd probably like to forget. Sole birdies on holes 9, 12, and 18 proved that Jones Plateau still guards its secrets jealously. The spren are recording all of it—the transcendent lines and the tree-nied disasters alike.

Four Cards, Fifteen Players, Zero Mercy đź’°

$71.25 exchanged hands across four skins cards, and the distribution was uneven. Bradley collected 14 skins ($14) on his way to MPO dominance, while David Velazquez's 15-skin haul on Card 2 proved that timing beats quantity. Patrick Howard swept the front nine with 11 consecutive skins before the field finally answered back. Carryover drama on holes 9 and 12 added tension, but the real story was efficiency: Bradley and David both maximized their birdie opportunities while others scrambled for scraps. The skins playbook rewards execution, and this week's winners executed without mercy.

Group Momentum Tag, Solo Holder: Irony 101 🏷️

Momentum Guide

Bradley Bushman defended the Momentum Guide for the fourth consecutive week with a 1025-rated masterpiece, and the irony keeps getting thicker. This tag was forged in "collective breath" and "gathering energy"—it's supposed to represent group momentum building into unstoppable force. Instead, it's thriving in the hands of a solo wind-reader who keeps dominating MPO without competition. The tag's amber-gold spirals still glow warm, its microscopic ridges still guide the thumb outward in flowing patterns, but its true purpose—inspiring crew-wide momentum—remains unfulfilled. Bradley's reading honest lines while everyone else is still learning the alphabet. The plateau doesn't demand he share the gift yet. It just keeps rewarding him for using it.

Plateau Gathering Approaches: Bring Friends 🌉

The spren trails aren't random anymore. Week Four's "Chasm Mapping" revealed the truth: every honest throw is a scouting report, every clean line a safe crossing marked in stormlight. Eleven new players joined the Bridge League this week, and the map expands with each arrival. Next week's "Plateau Gathering" episode promises more bridgemen slipping away during flex breaks to join the covert league—more throws, more trails, more routes discovered. Bradley continues his solo reign at the top, but the field is deepening. The gathering isn't just about numbers. It's about purpose. And the plateau remembers those who refuse to be forgotten. Six weeks remain. The chasms are waiting. The spren are watching. And somewhere in the winter winds, the Perfect Line keeps revealing itself to those honest enough to throw it.

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Event Details

Event Details

Total Players 19
Week 4

Faction Battle

Plateau Wardens
Battle Winner Plateau Wardens Score: 10.0 MVP: Elijah Melcher
Stormwalker Collective
Stormwalker Collective
MVP: Bradley Bushman
Plateau Wardens
Plateau Wardens
MVP: Elijah Melcher
Plateau Wardens won this event's faction battle!
Stormwalker Collective
Tag #1 #1
Bradley Bushman
Tag #2 #2
John Shearin
Tag #3 #3
Drew Meyer
Tag #4 #4
Lance Page
Tag #5 #5
Jason Cade
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Plateau Wardens
Tag #1 #1
Eric Guess
Tag #2 #2
Eric Aumiller
Tag #3 #3
Brandon Grover
Tag #4 #4
Michael Davis
Tag #5 #5
Stan Hahnel
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Full Results

MPO Division (2 competitors)

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MA1 Division (4 competitors)

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MA40 Division (3 competitors)

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MA2 Division (2 competitors)

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MA3 Division (7 competitors)

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MA4 Division (1 competitors)

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