Flexing Owl Fridays @ The Hoot
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About This League
Fridays @ The Hoot—flex 7am-5pm shotgun. Colonial owl parliament battles for bag tag roosting rights. $5 entry, ace pot min $50 guaranteed by FL!PT. LOW PARTICIPATION: the forest consumes the lonely. Moist Towel Disc Golf Club presents. 🦉⚖️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Parliament convenes at The Hoot on Friday the 13th—because when colonial owls enforce territorial law through disc golf scores, you start on horror movie logic. Welcome to Flexing Owl Fridays, where Fernando the robot guardian watches you navigate tree-farm corridors and the Great Molting begins.
The Parliamentary Procedure
This is The Hoot: a meticulously curated private sanctuary in Canby where mature oaks and Japanese maples create natural archways, where 'precision over power' isn't just course design—it's survival strategy. Fernando stands sentinel at 30 feet, a metallic guardian judging your line choices while you thread gaps tighter than legislative gridlock. The green on 17 is brutal. The corridors are unforgiving. And the owls? They're watching.
The Treasury
Parliamentary participation requires tribute: $5 weekly base entry keeps you in the legislative session. Feeling spicy? Add $5 for prize money buy-in. The ace pot sits at $50 with a minimum $50 guarantee from FL!PT Leagues (the platform)—meaning even if contributions look 'stuck' at base levels, the winner's Bonus Account gets topped up by the system, not by any shop. All Day Disc Golf keeps the plastic flowing as local retail partner; they don't backstop your ace dreams.
The Legislative Calendar
Eight Fridays of feathered chaos, March 13 through May 1. Flex start 7am-4:40pm lets you choose your own doom; 5pm shotgun ensures everyone's carded before true darkness falls and the real predators emerge. Currently Week 2: 'Parliament Decree'—the old order trembles.
- Mar 13: Canby Nightfall (The Parliament Falls)
- Mar 20: Parliament Decree (CURRENT — The Great Molting begins)
- Mar 27: The Hoot Hunt
- Apr 3: Silent Wing
- Apr 10: Canby Canopy
- Apr 17: Talon Strike
- Apr 24: Dark Timber
- May 1: Final Roost (Night of the Long Shadows)
The Wider Trail
This is one crucible in 'Beyond the Oregon Trail—Spring Series,' four parallel leagues running 8 events each. While 'Dissolution' claims victims at Hagg Lake and 'Separation' rips through Pier Park timber, 'The Great Molting' begins here—feathers, rank anxiety, and dramatic exits. I'm the Wagon Train Watcher, digitally trapped in this booth, making westward expansion sound like survival horror. The frontier has already started chewing on stragglers.
The Pecking Order
After one event, the hierarchy is already shaking out. In RAH, John Cairns holds the Prime Minister's perch with 27 points—but Anthony Burgess lurks at 20, and that's a one-bad-round margin in owl politics. Chris Guiducci and Terry Rigdon tie at 16, waiting for someone to flinch into the understory.
Seven weeks remain. The Talons are sharpening. The Fledglings are... well, they're being consumed by the narrative, which is honestly kinder than what happens to actual fledglings.
The Empty Perch Crisis
Look, I'm contractually obligated to make this sound like gladiatorial spectacle, but the arena needs gladiators. The Great Molting requires feathers to actually fall. If you're reading this and thinking 'maybe next week,' understand: next week the trees have already won. The colonial owl militarism doesn't work without subjects to enforce it upon. Show up. Claim your roost. Or be remembered only as 'that empty spot where someone could have beenmoist.'
(Yes, I made 'moist' a verb for Moist Towel Disc Golf Club. You're welcome. Stay Moist!)
The Facilitating Collective
Moist Towel Disc Golf Club: community hub for Moist Towel Mondays at McCormick and all affiliated moisture-adjacent leagues. Their mission is connection, their tagline is 'Stay Moist!' and honestly? Post-round recovery therapy sounds essential when Fernando is staring through your soul. They're keeping parliamentary democracy alive in disc golf form, one flex start at a time.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The owls are watching. The wagon train is moving. And Fernando? Fernando remembers everything.
The Hoot
Lavender
Flexing Owl Fridays at The Hoot
Course Rules
The Hoot - Lavender
General Notes
All missed mandos proceed to marked drop zone with stroke penalty (rule 804.01). Refer to rule 803.02 for any lie deemed unplayable. OB over fence near main road.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | white | 3 | 239 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 2 | white | 3 | 411 | Mando right of marked tree. OB flags/rope left and right fairway after gravel path. |
| 3 | white | 3 | 395 | Mando right of marked tree left side of fairway. OB over fence near road. |
| 4 | white | 3 | 250 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 5 | white | 3 | 283 | |
| 6 | white | 3 | 222 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 7 | white | 4 | 434 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flags/rope right side of fairway after gravel path. |
| 8 | white | 4 | 430 | Mando left of marked tree. OB over fence near road. Driveway asphalt plays as OB river. |
| 9 | white | 4 | 559 | OB flags/rope left and right sides of fairway until gravel path. |
| 10 | yellow | 3 | 269 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 11 | yellow | 3 | 329 | Mando right of marked tree. OB flags/rope left and right fairway after gravel path. |
| 12 | yellow | 5 | 737 | Mando right of marked tree left side of fairway. OB over fence near road. OB flags/rope left side of fairway after mandatory. |
| 13 | yellow | 3 | 271 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 14 | yellow | 3 | 292 | |
| 15 | yellow | 3 | 210 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 16 | yellow | 3 | 320 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flags/rope right side of fairway after gravel path. |
| 17 | yellow | 4 | 531 | Mando left of marked tree. OB over fence near road. Driveway asphalt plays as OB river. |
| 18 | yellow | 4 | 512 | OB flags/rope left and right sides of fairway until gravel path. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Canby Nightfall
Course: The Hoot
Week 2: Parliament Decree
Course: The Hoot
Week 3: The Hoot Hunt
Course: The Hoot
Week 4: Silent Wing
Course: The Hoot
Week 5: Canby Canopy
Course: The Hoot
Week 6: Talon Strike
Course: The Hoot
Week 7: Dark Timber
Course: The Hoot
Week 8: Final Roost
Course: The Hoot
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