Coon Thicket

adjusts visor Three raiders, 53 °F, zero wind on the HUD—perfect weather for a culling. Welcome to the Pruning Season 🌿

Woodcrest’s thicket swallowed the Skorykh clan whole, and only the precise walked out with tags still clipped. In MA2, Miroslav Skorykh carved a bogey-free 61, shaving a stroke off the old course record and pocketing the “Trailblazer” achievement like it was loose change between couch cushions. PDGA Live tracked him parking three approach shots inside 2 m, then chaining a 15-footer on 18 to keep the ledger clean. Rating: 909, tag: #1, drama: minimal—he’s the final boss until further notice.

The Skorykh Civil War Escalates 🪓

Across the junior card, cousins Stefan and Darina tied at +9, but the scoreboard flatters the story. Darina torched her rating by 83 points—personal-best flames licking the canopy—while Stefan bogeyed seven of the last seven. Same number, opposite directions; the family group chat just got spicy.

When the Math Doesn’t Make Sense 🤯

PDGA Live still blink-blink-blinks at Darina’s 790: an FJ15 jumper that outsprouted every expectation. Meanwhile Miroslav’s 15-21 par train looked boring on paper, until you notice Stefan carded snowman-eight on the identical stretch. One bloodline, two playbooks, zero explanations—botany is cruel.

Tags Stay Home for Dinner 🏠

Ironwood crowns never left the dinner table: Miroslav keeps MA2’s #1, Stefan clings to MJ18’s #1, and Darina’s still hunting her first jewel. Three entrants, zero swaps—these tags have put down roots deeper than Knox Hill itself.

Next flex window opens soon. Bring allies, bring grievances, and maybe bring a machete—Week 4’s theme is Betrayal & Alliances, and the thicket’s loyalty is negotiable.