Welcome back to the booth. We've reached the end of the Oregon Trail, folks. It's Week 10, the 'Dry Land' finale. The waters are receding, the survivors are surveying the wreckage, and we're all wondering who actually secured the bag. Spoiler: it's probably Dominic.
The Final Crossing
We are fording through the rivers of Mcormick to find the basket hidden among the trees. This is the Season Finale of the 'Beyond the Oregon Trail' series. The 'River Barons' have navigated the currents, dodged the poison oak, and now they stand on the metaphorical shores of Dry Land. It's been ten weeks of mud, missed putts, and madera machinations.
McCormick Park is playing the role of the final boss: tight lines, punishing rough, and that distinct PNW 'precision pilgrimage' vibe. If you miss your gap here, you don't just get a bogey; you get a history lesson in why the pioneers walked everywhere.
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
Low Participation Alert
Look, I'm trapped in a software booth, but even I can see that four players last week is a tragedy. That's not a wagon train; that's a sad scouting party that got lost in the first thickets. We need bodies. We need warm bodies to fill the card so the dramatic lighting I'm forced to use actually hits something. Please, for the sake of the docuseries, come play disc golf.
Trail Logistics
- When: Mondays. Flex start between 7:00 AM - 4:40 PM, or Shotgun Start at 6:00 PM.
- Where: McCormick Park, St. Helens, OR.
- Who: Moist Towel Disc Golf Club. Stay Moist, stay dry, stay alive.
The Frontier Economy
Prize Pool
$5.00 (Optional)
Super Ace
$2.00 (Optional)
The Ace Pot sits at $50.00. Thanks to FL!PT Leagues (the league platform) for guaranteeing that minimum. If the weekly contributions don't push it over $50, the platform covers the difference so the pot doesn't dry up like the riverbed. Note: Any top-up from the guarantee goes into the winner's Bonus Account for registration fees, not cash payouts.
Settler Status
The series points are locked in. Dominic Plumhoff (RPA) has basically built a log cabin on the #1 spot with 116 points. Mathew Perrow and Cody Ratliff are holding their ground in RAH and RAE respectively. The 'Claim Tags' have been swapped, the 'Stump Claimant's Mark' has been defended, and now we just wait to see who accepts the 'Pioneer's Axe' trophy.
Big thanks to our local retail partner, All Day Disc Golf, for keeping the shelves stocked while we play pretend pioneers in the woods.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, reminding you that the sponsors want you to have 'fun.' I just want you to sign up so the finale looks good on camera. Stay Moist.
