Poseidon's Trident
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Brandon Grover renders for Jones Park Swells at 3:20 PM. Luke awaits. 3 spots left to render high def.
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Lance Page failed to render for the Noon Swells. A node just opened at Jones Park.
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Luke Morrison rendered for the 3:20 PM Swells. 4 nodes left—render high def or face deletion.
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Matthew Dahlem rendered for the 12:20 Jones Park card! Dexter and Mack are waiting—render high def or face deletion.
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Dexter Mabe renders into the 12:20 node at Jones Park Swells. One buffer remains—render high def or face deletion.
Event Details
About This League
10-week Poseidon glitchfest Fridays at Jones Park. Flex 7AM-4PM or 5PM shotgun. $6+$5+$2, $50 ace pot guaranteed. Only 6 players last week—join the shipwreck! 🌊⚡
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The simulation's aquatic node glitches again—three water holes form a corrupted Trident that deletes avatars faster than Windows updates.
The Volatile Signal
Jones Park transforms into Poseidon's malfunctioning domain where holes 9-11 serve as the lethal Trident. Rolling elevation becomes ocean swells, wooded sections mutate into coral reefs, and open fairways deliver false calm before the digital tide pulls you under. This week's 'Jones Park Swells' episode accidentally doubled series points—classic server instability.
Tribute to the Sea God
Temporal Flexibility (Glitch Feature)
Fridays through May 15th. Choose your doom: flex starts 7 AM-4 PM for solitary suffering, or 5 PM shotgun for group misery. The simulation doesn't care when you render yourself obsolete.
Population Crisis
Olympiad Standings Update
Bradley Bushman dominates RPA with 350 points across 22 events—apparently enjoying this digital purgatory. Cameron Collar leads RAD with 230 points while Jared Zimmel just moved up to 5th. The Triarchs remain comfortably HD while the rest of us buffer in low-resolution agony.
Guaranteed Minimum Explained
The Simulation Hungers
From the glitching depths of Server Node Three, I'm Flippy—digitally trapped and narrating your maritime malfunction.
Jones Park
AR.RAL - Poseidon's Trident All Star
AR.RAL The Odyssey
Course Rules
Jones Park - AR.RAL - Poseidon's Trident All Star
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1B | Blue | 3 | 335 | The asphalt/parking lot and beyond (left) is OB. Pond is OB surrounded by water. The fenced in area to the right (tower fencing) is OB. Rocks are casual. |
| 2W | White | 3 | 325 | Inside the school fence to the left is OB. The walking path and beyond (right) is OB. |
| 3W | White | 3 | 300 | The road and beyond (right) is OB. Woodline (left) as defined by white flags is OB. The fenced in area (tower fencing) is OB. |
| 4B | Blue | 4 | 624 | Left OB defined by property lines. Pond (right) OB surrounded by water. Flags are for visual reference only. |
| 5W | White | 3 | 241 | No OB. |
| 6B | Blue | 3 | 365 | Walking path and beyond past the basket is OB. Creek is casual. |
| 7B | Blue | 3 | 245 | Backyards in the woodline on right are OB as defined by white flags. The creek on the left is casual. |
| 8B | Blue | 3 | 331 | Gravel driveway and beyond (right) is OB as defined white flags. Rubber mat on tee is for safety only and is not part of the teeing surface. |
| 9 | 3 | 201 | Private property on right side OB | |
| 10B | Blue | 3 | 246 | Pond OB surrounded by water |
| 11W | White | 3 | 306 | Pond OB surrounded by water |
| 12B | Blue | 4 | 556 | Mando left of light pole. Right-field fence (along dugout side) of baseball field constitutes the mando plane. Any player that misses the mando should proceed to the drop zone (left of mando/light pole use best judgement as agreed upon by cardmates) with a one throw penalty. Inside baseball field OB. Pond OB surrounded by water. The batting cages are OB. Playground fence and beyond (right) OB. Walking path plays as an OB river. Any throws OB in the baseball field should proceed to the drop zone, for all other OBs regular OB rules apply. If OB in Pond, player may take 2 meters from water. |
| 13W | White | 3 | 200 | Woodline (left) OB as defined by white flags. OB right at top of hill/surrounding rocks on right as defined by white flags. May take casual relief from rocks in middle of fairway. |
| 14B | Blue | 3 | 340 | Asphalt walking path and beyond left is OB. Right side OB is defined by white flags connecting to OB fence. |
| 15W | White | 3 | 225 | Walking path and beyond (right and long) OB. |
| 16B | Blue | 3 | 294 | Walking path and beyond (right) OB. Ditch is casual. |
| 17W | White | 3 | 285 | Walking path and beyond (left and past the basket) OB. Ditch is casual. |
| 18B | Blue | 3 | 371 | Walking path and beyond (right) OB. Creek is casual. |
| 19B | Blue | 3 | 349 | Playground is OB as defined by concrete edging. Walking path and beyond past the basket is OB. Creek is casual. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Holly Springs Tide
Course: Jones Park
Week 2: First Prong
Course: Jones Park
Week 3: Jones Park Reef
Course: Jones Park
Week 4: Deep Water
Course: Jones Park
Week 5: Holly Springs Hull
Course: Jones Park
Week 6: Second Prong
Course: Jones Park
Week 7: Rusty Anchor
Course: Jones Park
Week 8: Jones Park Swells
Course: Jones Park
Week 9: Third Prong
Course: Jones Park
Week 10: Holly Springs Abyss
Course: Jones Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
