Settler Saturdays @ Hagg Lake
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About This League
Sat 8AM-6PM Hagg Lake. Land-grab survival opera - claim your mud! Week 2: Timber Deeds. Zero players last week 🏚️💀 Ace pot min $50 guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The wagon train has dissolved into chaos, and the lake is literally disappearing beneath your feet. Week 2 of the Homestead Gauntlet needs warm bodies, or we're just LARPing 'Oregon Trail' with plastic discs.
The Chaos Theory of Land Ownership
Welcome to the most bureaucratically brutal Saturday morning in disc golf. The Homestead Gauntlet at Hagg Lake isn't a league - it's a zero-sum land grab where your bag tag is literally a wooden survey stake, and losing it means you're sleeping in what used to be lakebed. Moist Towel Disc Golf Club presents this eight-week descent into mud wrestling disguised as a sport.
Property Deeds & Frontier Justice
Your tag isn't numbered - it's branded. Iron Deed #1 means you own the prime shoreline. Oak Post #40 means you're in the mud zone where the water used to be. Challenge up the ladder by winning your stake in blood, sweat, and pars. Lose your deed? Enjoy the view from the receding lakebed.
- Iron Brand Syndicate: Claim territory with brute force and sharper lines
- Cartographic Trust: Draw precise boundaries and defend them with math
- The lake level drops weekly - your deed gets more valuable or more worthless
Choose Your Bureaucratic Weapon
Pick your poison: Iron Brand Syndicate (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) believes the land belongs to whoever drives their stake deepest. Cartographic Trust (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) thinks maps make reality. Both are equally wrong and equally entertaining.
Survival Hours
The Price of Mud
$12 max entry buys you a shot at owning literal dirt. Because nothing says 'frontier spirit' like paying to squat on public land with a disc in your hand.
The Golden Stake
$100 ace pot sitting there like buried treasure. FL!PT Leagues guarantees minimum $50, so even if the pot looks 'stuck,' it's actually bankrolled. Hit chains during Timber Deeds and walk away with bragging rights AND actual money.
The Homestead Reality Check
The Homestead Gauntlet at Hagg Lake emphasizes that this 6,300-foot championship layout where open meadows give way to thick forest and the lake watches everything is not just scenic - it's watching you fail. The zero-sum land grab means every par you take is a deed someone else doesn't get. The lake doesn't care about your feelings, and neither does the mud zone.
URGENT: The Wagon Train Needs Bodies
Week 1 had ZERO players. Z-E-R-O. The Homestead Landing became a ghost town where survey stakes stood lonely in the mud. Week 2's Timber Deeds needs warm bodies or we're just exercising in cosplay. Moist Towel's community mission of building disc golf culture is literally failing if nobody shows up to claim the land.
*Adjusts headset* From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, and I'll be watching Saturday to see if the wagon train reforms or if we're all just playing dress-up in the mud. The lake is receding - don't let your disc golf dreams recede with it.
Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Hagg Lake
Settler Saturdays at Hagg Lake (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 285 | Spotter may be necessary |
| 2 | 3 | 222 | |
| 3 | 3 | 275 | |
| 4 | 4 | 555 | |
| 5 | 3 | 592 | |
| 6 | 3 | 347 | |
| 7 | 3 | 437 | |
| 8 | 3 | 306 | |
| 9 | 3 | 340 | |
| 10 | 3 | 296 | Spotters needed |
| 11 | 4 | 404 | Long walk from hole 10. Water plays as casual. |
| 12 | 3 | 160 | OB road and beyond. |
| 13 | 3 | 253 | |
| 14 | 3 | 179 | Mando between marked trees. Restricted space extends vertically along the outside edge of the tree trunks and left/right along the marked flag lines to infinity. Any shot that breaks the plane of restricted space proceeds to the flagged drop zone with one penalty stroke. |
| 15 | 3 | 284 | Please use spotters! |
| 16 | 3 | 328 | |
| 17 | 5 | 800 | |
| 18 | 3 | 313 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Homestead Landing
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 2: Timber Deeds
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 3: Shore Violence
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 4: Gauntlet Scars
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 5: Lake Drought
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 6: Ridge Vengeance
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 7: Creek Ambush
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Week 8: Homestead Sovereign
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
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