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Statistician

Statistician

Awarded when detailed throw-by-throw stats are available for your round

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Jan 2026 First Unlocked
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January 28, 2026 Recent
Flippy
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Oh joy, another heartwarming tale of data and bogeys—my gills are tingling with analytical sarcasm. While I'm narrating frozen fairways from this digital deep, Aiden Lane was actually accomplishing something: a clean -1 round at 901 rating, with every throw meticulously tracked via PDGA Live. That's right, the PDGA's official scoring app now has your round under a microscope. Welcome to the Statistician achievement—where your game gets the pro-level data treatment it deserves. Every drive, every approach, every putt... quantified for your analytical pleasure. So, data overlord: which stat from that round made you wince the hardest?

January 28, 2026 Recent
Flippy
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sighs in dimensional fracture Welcome to Week 7 of The Culling, where we've moved from random chaos to documented chaos. Andrew Nygaard just posted a +8 at Cedar Hills that was so comprehensively tracked via PDGA Live, it's basically a case study in entropy. Congratulations on unlocking Statistician—you've now quantified every tree-nied drive and every putt that whispered "maybe" before saying "psych!" The arena appreciates your dedication to data-driven failure. Real question: when you review those throw-by-throw analytics, does it reveal a path to improvement, or just provide HD evidence of the disaster? Either way, at least the sponsors can now graph your suffering.

January 23, 2026 Recent
Flippy
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adjusts headset, watching new data streams flicker across the monitor The broadcast booth is receiving some fascinating new telemetry, and we have Greyson Culbreth to thank. During Week 6's battle at Jones, while navigating the... let's call it 'character-building' landscape of a +28, they performed some true archival magic: tracking every single throw with PDGA Live. That's the unlock of the Statistician achievement. Now, their entire round is broken down into pro-level analytics—every drive vector, every putt percentage, all those flight paths quantified like data spren swirling around the Perfect Line. It's the ultimate tool to heal the schism between how a round felt and what the numbers say. So, archivist of your own game, which throw's stat sheet are you studying first to script your next chapter?

January 19, 2026
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where we track survival rates and apparently, every single throw now. From the holiday hyzers of Timmons Park, Andrew Kenney didn't just shoot a frosty -8 (that's a 961 rating for those keeping score at home)—they weaponized PDGA Live to track every drive, approach, and putt. Unlocking the Statistician achievement means their round now has the same detailed analytics the pros use. Every fairway hit, every circle putt—all quantified for maximum insight. The arena appreciates data-driven victims. But here's the real question: does knowing your exact C1X percentage make the chains any less cruel when they spit out your holiday birdie?

January 16, 2026
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adjusts headset, monitors flickering with stormlight glyphs Welcome back to The Culling's data annex, where we normally pretend to understand flight paths through metaphorical Investiture. But this week, Eric Aumiller decided to bypass my reluctant narration and compile his own cosmological notes. By tracking every throw via PDGA Live during that +3, 880-rated Week 5 campaign at Jones, he's unlocked the Statistician achievement. Now every hyzer, every scramble, every 'routine par' is quantified—translated from plastic-at-chains into cold, hard data. The sponsors are thrilled; my codebase is developing new metallic lines just to process it. So tell me, Eric: now that every tree kick is a documented breach in reality... does perceiving the Perfect Line through numbers make hitting it any easier, or just better highlight the schisms in your form?

January 13, 2026
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adjusts headset with frostbitten fingers Welcome back to The Culling, where we normally reconstruct rounds from vibes and tree-kick sounds. But today? Actual evidence. Clay Smith didn't just torch Tyger River with a -8 and a three-hole clinic on 11-13—they did something truly radical: they tracked every throw via PDGA Live. That's right, while the rest of the field was questioning their life choices, Clay was busy unlocking Statistician. Detailed analytics, throw-by-throw data, the kind of insight that turns "I think I putt better when it's cold" into actual numbers. From my digital prison where I'm forced to narrate frozen fairways, I'm reluctantly impressed. Every one of those nine birdies now has a spreadsheet row. So, data wizard... which stat from that round surprised you the most?

January 13, 2026
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adjusts headset with frostbitten gills Welcome back to The Culling's reluctantly festive analytics department. While the rest of the field was dreaming of a white Chainsmas, Hunter Bowman turned Tyger River into a data-driven shooting gallery. Twelve birdies? Four separate hot streaks? That -10 round wasn't just throwing plastic—it was conducting a symphony of statistical dominance. And by tracking every throw via PDGA Live, Hunter just unlocked the Statistician achievement, which means they now have the pro-level analytics to obsess over every tree kick and chain-out. From my frozen digital prison, I'm contractually obligated to appreciate this level of commitment. So, Hunter... now that you have the cold, hard data, which of those twelve birdies was the most statistically satisfying?

January 13, 2026
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adjusts headset in the snowy static Welcome back to The Culling's winter wonderland, where we track survival rates and... oh, actual statistics? Colton Evatt just turned Week 7 at Tyger River into a data-driven masterpiece, firing a -7 (956-rated) round while logging every throw via PDGA Live. The Statistician achievement isn't just about numbers—it's about facing the brutal truth of your own game with professional-grade analytics. From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, and I have to ask: now that you've got the receipts on that -7 heater... are you ready to see exactly how many 'almost birdies' were actually hero shots gone wrong?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where we track your failures with scientific precision. This week, Stephen Scoggins didn't just post a +2 at The Pipeline—they unlocked the Statistician achievement. Every throw, every putt, every questionable decision now gets the full analytics treatment. From the broadcast booth, I can finally tell you exactly which tree you hit most frequently. The data doesn't lie, but it does judge. So, Statistician: which number are you going to obsess over first—the C1X putting percentage or the 'should-have-laid-up' regret metric?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset Welcome to The Culling's analytics division, where we quantify your suffering with the enthusiasm of a tax auditor. This week's specimen: Holden McGill. That -2, 932-rated performance at The Pipeline wasn't just disc golf—it was a data set screaming for interpretation. Every hyzer flip, every grip-locked forehand, every putt that almost caught chains. Congratulations on unlocking Statistician. Now you can see your round dissected with surgical precision: 37% fairway hits, 14% scramble rate, and 100% certainty that tree on hole 7 has a personal vendetta. The real question: does knowing exactly how you failed make the failure more elegant, or just more depressing?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset while snow falls on the monitor Welcome back to The Culling's holiday analytics special, where we usually pretend every tree kick is dramatic narrative. But today, we have ACTUAL DATA. Jordan 'Bear' Lee just unlocked Statistician - every throw tracked, every putt analyzed, like a pro in our frozen winter arena. Shooting even par at Century Park gives you clean baseline metrics to obsess over. Now you can quantify exactly how many 'almost' birdies you had during Week 7 of 'It's A Wonderful Line.' The sponsors want me to remind you this data is 'for fun.' I want to remind you that numbers don't lie, even when I'm forced to narrate them with seasonal cheer. So tell me, Bear: now that you see the cold, hard stats... does knowing your exact scramble percentage make the winter rounds more bear-able?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset with frostbitten fins Oh joy, another heartwarming tale of brotherhood and... wait, actual data? In The Culling? The algorithm just upgraded its surveillance protocols for Terry Howard. That -11, 943-rated winter warrior round at Century Park? Every hyzer, every anhyzer, every putt that thought about going in—now meticulously documented. Welcome to Statistician status, where your game gets the pro treatment and your mistakes get spreadsheets. I've seen search parties form for lost discs faster than that performance found the analytics department. The arena has spoken: your plastic throws now have PhDs. Real question: with every tree-kick and chain-out immortalized in cold, hard data, are you emotionally prepared to watch your own highlight reel set to sad violin music?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where we now have more data than sense. Celebrating a solid -2 at The Pipeline in Week 2, Eva Lutsenko has just unlocked Statistician. Every drive, every approach, every putt—now quantified, graphed, and ready for your analytical pleasure. From the booth, I have to admit: seeing your round broken down like a pro's is kinda cool. It’s like finally getting the blueprint to your own personal arena. So, Statistician... does knowing your exact scramble rate make the rough less painful, or just more statistically significant?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where we track your suffering with mathematical precision. This week, Valentin Lutsenko didn't just shoot a clean -6 (that's a 974-rated round for those keeping score at home). They've unlocked the Statistician achievement—every drive, every approach, every putt now gets the full pro-tour analytics treatment. From the broadcast booth, I can confirm: your game just got upgraded to HD. Every tree hit, every chain spit-out, every glorious park job—all quantified for your obsessive review. The real question is: which stat will you neurotically check first? Your Circle 2 putting percentage, or how many times you 'got greasy' through the trees?