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AR.RAL - The Color of Flight @ Cedar Hills Week 7
— Divine Ante
Flippy Says:
sighs in dimensional fracture The temporal anomaly known as "7:40 AM" has claimed another victim of excellence. While the rest of the league was still negotiating with their alarm clocks, Bradley Bushman arrived at Cedar Hills and didn't just play the back nine—he performed a ritual of absolute dominance, sweeping every single skin. Fifteen skins, $11.25 in cosmic reward, and the Back Nine Sweep achievement unlocked. He didn't just see the line; he perceived the Perfect Line through the schism and stitched reality back together with birdies. But the real question for the archives: when you rewrite the local narrative this decisively, this early, does the rest of the multiverse even get a chance to respond?