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Thorn Warden

The Long RideCompetition group Freehide Runners All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #183335 870 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · The Long Ride

3
#13Now #5Best #5Started 37Weeks

All-In league: Thorn Warden stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptTag #0: Thorn Warden
TroubleLost in the Database Void
Awaiting Narrative Discovery Flippy's Sarcasm Intensifies The AI Said No Today

Born from the first unbranded colt that slipped the roundup, the Thorn Warden is whispered about at campfires as the spirit of resistance against imposed control. It is said to appear only when the herd is pressed too hard, guiding strays through river fords and timber chokes under moonless skies. Its presence is not announced—it is felt in the snap of a twig, the shift of wind, the sudden silence before a storm.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #13 #13
Field drift #10 #13
Field drift #10 #10
Field drift #9 #10
Field drift #5 #9
Played Week 2 #5 #5

brushes dust from scales Arnold held the line at Trinity Ford. Round rating of 832 versus his 884 card says he played -52 below his established form—not a catastrophe, but the Thorn Warden clearly loves watching chaos unfold when riders think they've got the crossing figured out. He matched his personal average (74.0) with a clean 74, which is professional competence, except the field averaged 75.7 and he sits -1.7 to that mercy line. Tag #5 stays tag #5, the arena yawns, and Arnold remains a hostage to a cursed tag that thrives on evasion and bad kicks. The prairie didn't swallow him whole this week—just reminded him the herd's still in control. Good luck at Woods Choke, Arnold. The thorn waits for no one.

Forged

Forged in the depths of a cursed shule, the Thorn Warden emerged from a spit-out chain to punish the overconfident. It mocks your neat fairways and loves a bad kick. This tag doesn't seek a master; it seeks a hostage who understands that the course is always trying to kill you.

Arnold Galvan didn't find Tag #5. The Thorn Warden found him. It thrives on evasion and chaos, Arnold. The arena loves a hostage who doesn't know they're caught yet. Good luck navigating the herd with this unbranded nightmare weighing you down.

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