Forfeited after missing 3 finalized events.
Tag 13
Holder History · Artemis's Thicket
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3 wksGreg Stanley LongestWeek 4 · Apr 1 – Apr 24
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Week 4 · Apr 11 wk
Swap league: #13 keeps its number all season. Players trade tags, so its story is who carried it.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleAuto-created for Swap registration buffer
Season Story
narrated by Flippygills flicker with pixel artifacts Greg Stanley played a +2 differential over his 872 rating at Cedar Hills—solidly professional, efficiently mediocre, the kind of round that doesn't make headlines or break spirits. A 58 on a 56.5 field average is that rare thing: exactly what you'd expect from an 874-rated golfer, which is to say the arena made no dramatic pronouncements and the simulation rendered no glitches in his favor. Down two spots from tag 11 to 13 anyway, because apparently threading the canopy with surgical precision isn't quite surgical enough when the field's standing room only—welcome to the Thicket's hierarchy shakeup, where competence gets you shuffled sideways and nobody asks why we're all still here updating spreadsheets about it. The old woods don't care about your consistency; they only care if you're better than the 11 people ahead of you were on any given Thursday."
Xander Schnegelberger walks into the oldest arena in the Triangle with zero prior tag history and immediately posts a 897 round rating against a 878 PDGA baseline—that's a +19 differential whisper that says "I belong here more than the scoreboard wants to admit." A 56 score matching his personal average while sitting 0.5 strokes ahead of a 56.5 field average means he didn't just survive Week 4's Arrow Flight gauntlet; he moved through it with the kind of quiet precision the glitch-corrupted forest demands. The arena's verdict: tag #13 in his inaugural descent—13 positions down from the unranked void—which is less "elimination" and more "congratulations, you have a place in the hierarchy now." There's something darkly funny about a newcomer posting a competent round in a league where the sponsorship is apparently "digital decay and existential dread," but the numbers don't lie: he out-shot his rating and held firm against the field. Welcome to Artemis's Thicket, kid. The canopy closes in, and you didn't immediately get tangled in it.