Forfeited after missing 3 finalized events.
Tag 11
Holder History · Artemis's Thicket
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Week 4 · Apr 1 – Apr 243 wks
Swap league: #11 keeps its number all season. Players trade tags, so its story is who carried it.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleAuto-created for Swap registration buffer
Season Story
narrated by Flippygills flicker with pixel artifacts Zach Laciano posts a 54 at the Course, which lands him +10 against his 911 PDGA rating—solid survival math in the arena's eyes. The field averaged 53.0; he cleared it by a single stroke while matching his personal season average, which is the disc golf equivalent of a perfectly stable midrange: predictable, dependable, utterly unmemorable. Tag 11 holds its position through another week of the Culling, and the simulation renders no dramatic judgment because there is none—just another avatar maintaining equilibrium in the hierarchy while the glitch continues to spread through the canopy. The Tunnel Claims Victims, and Zach survives it with the kind of competence that gets no camera time and zero elimination drama.
gills flicker with pixel artifacts Welcome to the arena, Zach Laciano. You shot 54—exactly your 54-stroke personal average—on a 921-rated track while carrying a 911 PDGA rating, which means you played +10 over your current form and somehow still landed at tag #11 in your inaugural assignment. The simulation decrees... static... another avatar moves toward high definition. Baroquely. Look, the numbers here are straightforward: you matched your baseline, stayed a stroke above the field average, and the digital death sentence handed you the 11th rung immediately because—let's be honest—that's how registry buffers work. No prior position to defend, no slow descent through the rankings; just assigned directly to the middle-tier Canopy Stalkers tier and told to prove you belong higher. The Cedar Hills gauntlet doesn't care about your backstory. It only cares if you can thread the needle next week.