AR.GVL - A Chainsmas Carol @ Timmons
Dec 05 - Feb 06, 2026
Current Holder
Zach Taylor
Profit Phantom
Profit-Haunting Phantom of the Chains
Calculates Joy in Coin and Strokes
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Profit Phantom did not originate from a grave but from a ledger. It coalesced from the cold, accumulated sighs of every family turned away at Timmons Mill's iron gates, from the ghostly residue of every entry fee counted behind frosted glass. It is the sum total of Scrooge's pre-redemption philosophy given spectral form, born not in a churchyard but in the counting house itself, its first manifestation witnessed by Ebenezer Coldchain as a phantom column of numbers glowing above his own leather-bound scorebook.
This entity exudes a palpable chill that frosts nearby chain links and dulls the warmth of lantern light. It moves with a whisper of rustling parchment and the faint, metallic clink of phantom coins. Its touch leaves a temporary, tarnished-copper stain on objects, and its gaze seems to calculate the material worth of everything it passes. The air around it grows still and silent, as if the very joy of the game is being quantified and found wanting, repelling the warmth of community laughter with an aura of cold assessment.
A merciless auditor of the fairways, the Profit Phantom patrols the borders between community and commerce, its ghostly quill noting every instance where a gate is locked or a hand is not extended in fellowship. It is the embodiment of value misplaced, judging each action not by the laughter it creates but by the coin it could theoretically generate, a relentless reminder that some accounts are tallied in a currency colder than gold.
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The Counting House
The Counting House represents the cold grip of commerce and exclusivity that once strangled Hagood Mill. These players embody the pre-redemption Scrooge mentality, viewing the course as a profit center rather than community space. They track every stroke with ledger-like precision, guard their scorecards jealously, and believe that disc golf's value lies in its exclusivity. Their play style emphasizes individual achievement over collective joy, and they see the course's gates as barriers meant to keep the unworthy out.
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