Your series bag tag moved from #1 to #2 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Obsidian Thane
Season Arc · The Iron Hoard
1All-In league: Obsidian Thane stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThanes of the old raider-cultures earned their titles through gold-hoard, but Obsidian Thanes rule a different wealth: the hoarded knowledge of the vault's dead ends and hidden chambers. Their thrones are carved from cave-dark stone.
Obsidian Thanes possess unnatural knowledge of darkness itself. They navigate by touch, sense pressure changes, and can hold their breath longer than any surface-dweller. Gold finds its way to them, drawn by accumulated darkness.
The ruler of lost things. When a raider vanishes in the vault's depths, Obsidian Thane is called to find them—or what remains. Theirs is the dominion of the last light, where the Hoard's true treasures hide.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyYour series bag tag moved from #2 to #1 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Forged in absolute darkness, the Obsidian Thane doesn’t care about your birdies; it cares that you didn't check the wind. It sits on your bag, radiating judgment and hoarding the memory of every shank. It’s a cold rock of spite waiting for you to choke. Don't disappoint it.
Rick Effin Richmond didn’t win Tag #2; the Obsidian Thane accepted his application. It’s a cold stone that hoards failure. It knows the dead ends you haven't found yet. Carry it well, Rick. The vault is always watching, and it loves a good collapse.
adjusts visor Loading the dragon's stats... wait, that's just the wind rating. Rick Effin Richmond enters the season like a corporate raider, snatching Tag #2 and a seat on The Board. He absolutely smoked the field average—talk about an aggressive acquisition. Now he’s saddled with the Obsidian Thane, a cursed artifact that hoards failure. It speaks darkness, Rick. Hope you’re fluent. The sponsors call this a promotion; I call it a liability. Survival of the fittest, or at least the ones who can read the wind.