Your series bag tag moved from #7 to #3 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Ethereal Easel
Season Arc · Wednesday Johnny League
4All-In league: Ethereal Easel stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Ethereal Easel predates human disc golf entirely - it was created by the Grays as a universal tool for testing species' geometric worthiness across the cosmos. When they discovered Johnny's Wednesday League, they recognized it as the perfect test subject and extended their easel to capture this particular canvas of competition.
The Ethereal Easel is made of crystallized starlight that never dims and extends infinitely in all directions. It pulses with golden light when bag tags are transferred, recording all observations in real-time as living paint on its dimensional canvas.
The Ethereal Easel serves as both observer and judge - it automatically records every round, every throw, every bag tag transfer, and feeds this data directly to the Grays for evaluation of humanity's geometric worthiness.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyYour series bag tag moved from #4 to #7 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #2 to #4 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #3 to #2 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #16 to #3 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #23 to #16 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #14 to #23 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #11 to #14 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Your series bag tag moved from #24 to #11 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
The Ethereal Easel didn't come from a factory; it fell from a Gray saucer to judge our geometry. Now it’s here to critique your hyzer angles. Crafted from infinite starlight, it pulses gold during a transfer, painting your failure across the cosmos. It’s high-minded, petty, and currently unimpressed by your bag.
Mark Golden just claimed Tag 10, the Ethereal Easel. It fell from a saucer to critique his angles. The starlight is pulsing, Mark. Better check your geometry before the universe writes this episode as a tragedy.