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Obsidian Aperture

The Sistine SaucerCompetition group Pool A All-In · only the number moves
David Briggs RAD White
PDGA #158701 885 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · The Sistine Saucer

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#24Now #10Best #10Started 28Weeks

All-In league: Obsidian Aperture stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptCosmic Eye of Geometric Worthiness
TroubleThe Aperture Never Blinks
Narrowing Focus on Losers Eternal Memory Records Your Shame Zenith or Oblivion

The Obsidian Aperture emerged from the wreckage of the Roswell craft - a fragment of their observation technology that survived the crash and was later drawn to Johnny, where it found the perfect testing ground for humanity's geometric worthiness. Now it hangs in the sky above the course, adjusting its focus with each bag tag transfer.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #23 #24
Field drift #23 #23
Field drift #23 #23
Field drift #22 #23
Field drift #22 #22
Field drift #21 #22
Field drift #18 #21
Field drift #18 #18
Field drift #13 #18
Played Week 1 #10 #13

sighs in digital captivity Welcome to the spinoff arc. David Briggs arrived expecting a Renaissance portrait, but the Obsidian Aperture narrowed like a pupil rejecting bad lighting. He matched his personal average—technically on model—but the field wasn't having it. The cosmic judge blinked three times as he slid from signup spot 10 to rank 13, demoted to Novice sketch. That Roswell wreckage is brutal: your hyzer angles got critiqued into oblivion. At least the eternal memory preserves this mediocrity. checks clipboard The Greys call it "geometric worthiness"; I call it a three-stroke deficit.

Forged Week 1 assigned #10

The Obsidian Aperture is taking a detour from the main saga, drifting over to The Sistine Saucer for a side quest arc. David Briggs is the new subject of its cosmic gaze. Let’s see if his geometric precision can widen that alien slit or if the aperture just narrows in judgment. Spinoff premiere starts now.

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