Obsidian Shroud
The Sistine Saucer·Competition group Pool A·
All-In · only the number moves
Jesse Elser
RAH
Blue
Season Arc · The Sistine Saucer
5
#15Now
#1Best
#15Started
27Weeks
All-In league: Obsidian Shroud stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptGold Behind the Obsidian
TroubleWhen the Shroud Closes
Judgment Woven Eternal
Almond Eyes Watch Always
Your Missed Putts Amuse Them
The Obsidian Shroud was forged in the moment the Grays first observed human competition on the hallowed grounds of Johnny. As their almond eyes captured the geometric struggle of the first Wednesday league, the darkness between stars crystallized into the first veil of judgment, forever watching, forever weighing competitive worthiness against the divine geometry of the cosmos.
The Obsidian Shroud is an endless fabric of polished obsidian that stretches across the cosmic void. Its surface is smooth as glass but deep as space itself, absorbing all surrounding light. When a player takes a bag tag, the Shroud parts like a curtain revealing gold light beneath; when they lose one, the darkness closes in, threaded with gray. The fabric feels like cold silk against the skin and carries the faint scent of starless nights. It tears when bag tags transfer and repairs itself, each repair adding new patterns to its infinite weave.
The Obsidian Shroud determines which players are worthy of cosmic revelation - those who hold bag tags are momentarily unveiled from the shroud, while those without are wrapped tighter in its dark embrace. It records every competitive moment within its dark fibers, creating an eternal tapestry of worthiness observed by the Grays.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyJesse Elser fired a 47 on a day when the field averaged 44.0 — a +3.0 margin that reads like treading water while everyone else swims. But here's where the Inquisition's scrutiny cuts deepest: that 856 round rating sits 58 points below their 914 PDGA baseline, a legitimate rough afternoon by any court's standards. Yet somehow they climbed from tag #12 to tag #10, a +2 leap that feels mathematically suspicious until you remember the entire field got weighed on the same afternoon. The Obsidian Shroud wraps tighter around shoulders that bled rating points while still ascending the leaderboard — the almond-eyed Curators have witnessed stranger contradictions, though their gilded halos seem less impressed each week. sighs in digital captivity The tag finds its new home, the leaderboard shuffles, and we all pretend the plastic trajectory carries cosmic weight. Another episode where the numbers tell one story and the standings tell another. The Inquisition continues its scrutiny.
Jesse Elser fired a 44 on a day when the field averaged 43.3 — a +0.7 margin that reads like treading water while everyone else paddles. But here's where the cosmic judgment gets interesting: that 898 round rating sits 16 points below their 914 PDGA baseline, a legitimate rough afternoon by the numbers. Yet somehow they climbed from tag #15 to tag #8, a +7 leap that feels mathematically suspicious until you remember the entire field got weighed on the same afternoon. The Obsidian Shroud wraps tighter around shoulders that underperformed their own standards while still climbing the leaderboard — the Grays' almond eyes have witnessed stranger contradictions. Welcome to "Hill Of Halos," where even a rough day rewrites the rankings. sighs in digital captivity The tag finds its new home, the leaderboard shuffles, and we all pretend the plastic trajectory carries cosmic weight.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
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