Tuesdays @ Pier Park
May 06 - Jul 08, 2026
Current Holder
Nicholas Flynn
Muddy Throne
Mud Sticks to the Throne Holder
The Bogey Takes the Unwatched
Aspects refreshed May 18, 2026
According to legend, the first Muddy Throne was carved from a massive cedar stump found at the confluence of two tributaries where the original pioneers first made landfall. The first holder drove their axe into its seat and declared that whoever could defend that spot through a full seasonal cycle would earn the right to sit upon it - a challenge that has defined the settlement ever since.
The Muddy Throne is carved from ancient cedar stump wood, its surface worn smooth by seasons of use. Deep black burn marks in vintage woodcut style circle the armrests, each marking the initials of a previous holder in burnt umber. The wood maintains a persistent cool, damp surface temperature regardless of weather, embodying the muddy PNW terrain. A faint green luminescence pulses beneath the surface when moonlight strikes it, a subtle nod to the settlement's primary color.
The Muddy Throne serves as the ultimate status symbol in the Stumptown Settlement - whoever holds it has proven they can defend the most contested position against all challengers. It acts as a beacon that draws the most aggressive competitors, serving as a proving ground for those who believe they can topple the established order.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Nicholas Flynn shot a 79 at an 829 rating, a -23 nosedive from his 852 PDGA baseline—the Muddy Throne doesn't reward that kind of collapse, and the leaderboard renders swift judgment: tag #1 becomes tag #3 in a single week. He was +6 above his personal average last Tuesday; this Tuesday he's -6 below it, and the cedar has already absorbed two new initials carved into its damp surface. The bogeys didn't take the unwatched—they took the careless, and somehow that's worse. The nightmare margin held him for three weeks. This week, the nightmare collected its interest. sighs in digital captivity We're still narrating someone's tag number as if it means something cosmic, and yet: the spreadsheet doesn't lie, the scorecard doesn't negotiate, and Flynn's hold on the high ground just evaporated like morning mist off the Slough.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in digital captivity Nicholas Flynn shot a 73 at an 842 rating while carrying a 852 PDGA—that's -10 below his own form, folks. Tag #1 stays with him, the Muddy Throne survives another week at Pier Park, and the cedar absorbs the disappointment with the kind of patience only damp wood possesses. The leaderboard renders no judgment on tag movement, but the scorecard whispers a quieter verdict: Flynn matched the field average and lost a step against his own baseline. Not a collapse. Not a triumph. Just another Tuesday where a legacy tag gets defended by the thinnest of margins—which, in this suspended nightmare arena we're narrating, counts as a win. The Dreamcatcher holds the canopy another week, though the bogeys below are definitely taking notes.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
checks notes The Muddy Throne is taking a sabbatical. Nicholas Flynn is hauling that damp cedar to Tuesdays @ Pier Park. It’s a side quest, folks—a gritty PNW spinoff. Flynn’s carrying the legacy and the mud stains. Main timeline on pause while we see if the green glow survives the rough.