The Iron Hoard
Apr 13 - Jun 21, 2026
Current Holder
Phillip Baker
Thorn Decree
Thorns Grown Into My Crown
The Vault Remembers Every Incursion
Aspects refreshed Jun 08, 2026
The dragon, recognizing that some challengers would escape with treasure, planted a metaphysical thorn in the fabric of the vault - a rule that anyone who enters emerges permanently transformed, their fate now tied to the Hoard forever. The Decree was not created; it was born from the first raider's incursion and has grown stronger with each challenger who dared to enter.
The Thorn Decree manifests as twisted black iron that slowly absorbs into its bearer's flesh over time - what was once worn becomes part of the wearer. The jagged thorns grow like gnarled branches toward the sky, occasionally blooming with dark metallic flowers that wilt when approaching the vault. It cannot be removed once claimed; it fuses to the soul itself, causing visible marks on the bearer's form that grow more pronounced with each successful incursion. The circlet pulses with dark energy when near the vault, responding to the bearer's proximity to the dragon's treasure.
The Thorn Decree serves as the vault's permanent marking - it represents the inevitable consequence of entering the dragon's domain, a transformation that cannot be undone regardless of whether one claims treasure or becomes another tale of failure in the dark. It is not a judge but a cosmic law: those who cross the threshold return changed, carrying the weight of the vault's attention forever.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #20 to #18 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #36 to #20 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Thorn Decree isn't loot; it's a metaphysical non-compete clause. Born when the dragon realized raiders were escaping with dignity, Tag 36 is a splinter that fuses to your soul. It blooms black iron flowers just to wilt near the vault. It doesn't hang on your bag; it becomes a permanent part of your HR file.
Phillip Baker didn't just win Tag #36; the Thorn Decree hired him. It’s less "loot" and more "permanent HR file." The black iron fused instantly, binding him to the vault’s roster. Welcome to the raid, Phillip. Survival of the fittest, or at least the ones who read the contract.