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Cold Call

Erins Lucky LeagueCompetition group Pool A All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #329249 875 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Erins Lucky League

5
#7Now #2Best #11Started 20Weeks

All-In league: Cold Call stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThe Phone Always Rings First
TroubleThe Receiver Never Sleeps
Cold Hands, Colder Intentions Your Position Is Noticed Liquidate Or Be Liquidated

The Cold Call was born from the earliest days of the Emerald Ledger when ambitious players discovered that the most profitable strategy wasn't passively waiting for challenges but actively hunting for vulnerable targets. The first rival to aggressively seek out a weakened player created the prototype - a predatory mechanism that forces engagement regardless of the target's preference. The House, recognizing its utility for maintaining market liquidity, formalized it into the Ledger's enforcement system.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #2 #7
Played Week 5 #11 #2

adjusts monocle with grim satisfaction Conner Laabs posted a 53 on a field averaging 55—that's -2 over the card, which would normally warrant a shrug and a shuffle down the standings. Except the Cold Call doesn't do shuffles. An 867 round rating on zero PDGA baseline means this wasn't competition; it was an audit. Laabs went from tag #11 to tag #2 in a single week, a nine-position liquidation that reads like margin enforcement executed with surgical precision. The House is always watching, even when the enforcement arm is supposedly on sabbatical at a rival exchange—and when the predatory mechanism returns to the Emerald Ledger, it'll return carrying receipts. For now, the chrome nightmare has rewritten the local books at Erin Go Bragh, and the market correction is complete.

Forged Week 5 assigned #11

The Cold Call is taking a sabbatical. Conner Laabs is spiriting the chrome nightmare to Erins Lucky League for a side quest. Think of it as a mid-season spinoff where the predatory dialing mechanism tests new waters. The main timeline pauses while the Art Deco hardware hunts fresh locals.

See where Conner Laabs sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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