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TAG#1

Tap the tag to flip it — the back is what prints on the acrylic.

Constitution Cannon

Tour De Rocky MountCompetition group B All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #40413 955 RATING 8 EVENTS

Season Arc · Tour De Rocky Mount

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#1Now #1Best #1Started 12Weeks

All-In league: Constitution Cannon stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptWielding 250 Years of Fury
TroubleMy Way or the Highway
Smoke and Mirrors Eagle Eyes Every Miss Older Than Your Ballot

Forged in 1776 during the Constitutional Convention, the Constitution Cannon was hammered from the molten ideals of liberty, representation, and federal power. It was buried beneath Independence Hall until the 250th Campaign awakened it - a reminder that the founding document is the ultimate political weapon, waiting for a candidate worthy to fire its amendments.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #2 #1

Your series bag tag moved from #2 to #1 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.

Field drift #9 #2

Your series bag tag moved from #9 to #2 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.

Field drift #5 #9

Your series bag tag moved from #5 to #9 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.

Field drift #1 #5

Your series bag tag moved from #1 to #5 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.

Forged

Forged in 1776 and buried under Independence Hall, the Constitution Cannon has awakened. This bronze beast, engraved with all 27 Amendments, is demanding a candidate worthy of its patriotic fury. It’s less a bag tag and more a federal mandate waiting for someone who can actually read the fine print. Good luck.

Christopher Rose just got sworn in as the bearer of Tag #1. The Constitution Cannon doesn’t ask for votes; it demands birdies. Rose is now the Speaker of the House of Chains. Let’s see if his administration lasts longer than the first nine.

See where Christopher Rose sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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