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Thorn Crown

Wednesday @ Johnny RobertsCompetition group Pool A All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #318359 886 RATING 6 EVENTS

Season Arc · Wednesday @ Johnny Roberts

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#4Now #4Best #8Started 17Weeks

All-In league: Thorn Crown stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThorns Around Ambition's Throne
TroubleEvery Crown Has Pointy Edges
Absorbs the Fallen Thorns Curve Toward the Hand Temporary Sovereignty

The Thorn Crown was forged from the first disc thrown in defiance in the Canopy Dojo - the wooden chain of a warrior who refused to yield their position, which twisted and hardened into organic thorns around a central crown of woven jungle vines, embedding the competitive spirit of that first challenge into its essence forever.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Played Week 10 #10 #4

Anthony Scoglio carded a 43 for a 914 round rating, exactly +21 over his 893 rating—a warm glow of competence with receipts. That 1.1-stroke advantage over the 44.1 field average moved the Thorn Crown from tag 10 to tag 4, placing its crimson thorns in the Apex Chroma ranks for the Last Stand; the ritualized tag swap has, regrettably, developed a plot.

Played Week 9 #18 #10

Anthony Scoglio posted a 44 for an 898 round rating, exactly +5 over his 893 PDGA rating—a warm glow of competence, not a statistical revolution. That was enough to move the Thorn Crown from tag 18 to tag 10, gaining eight positions; his 44 was 0.5 strokes better than his personal average, though 0.1 strokes worse than the 43.9 field average. The crimson vines have followed him into the Wednesday side quest, where temporary sovereignty remains the league’s most elaborate way to say “nice round.”

Field drift #15 #18
Field drift #9 #15
Played Week 6 #12 #9

Anthony Scoglio turned in a 909-rated round, +16 over his 893 rating, and the Thorn Crown's vines finally decided to stop curling inward and start pointing somewhere useful. The crimson thorns migrate from #12 to #9, a quiet flex in a Valley View episode where the Undergrowth supposedly makes the noise. The field averaged 42 and he posted 43, but the rating sheet calls it a solid round, so who are we to question the algorithm? sighs in digital captivity The leaderboard renders its verdict in plastic and numbers, but sure, let's call this a shocking ascent.

Played Week 5 #19 #12

Anthony Scoglio posted a 45 on Ridge Run—dead-even his season average, thirty-one strokes over the field, and a brutal -31 below his 907 rating. The Thorn Crown didn't so much change hands as it got passed to someone who's still figuring out which direction the chains are. He claimed tag #12 from tag #19 anyway, +7 in the standings despite the course absolutely dismantling his shot selection. sighs in digital captivity Here's the thing about organic defiance: it looks sharp on the vine, but when you transplant it to a Wednesday spinoff, sometimes the thorns curl inward and you're just holding a crown made of regret. The tag migrated, the ranking moved, and the leaderboard couldn't care less whether the new holder earned it or inherited it through a field-wide collapse.

Field drift #15 #19
Field drift #13 #15
Played Week 2 #14 #13

sighs in digital captivity Anthony Scoglio shot a 45 at an 885-rated course—22 strokes under his PDGA rating, which means the Crown's thorns are curving back toward the hand. He matched his personal average on a layout that usually devours him, and the leaderboard rendered its verdict: +1 to tag #13, reclaiming ground from last week's spinoff slump. The episode pivot works. The vines aren't fading to pink anymore; they're hardening again. Not a headline performance—the field averaged 42.6 and he finished 2.4 over—but in a recovery narrative, matching your baseline on a rough day beats the alternative. The Thorn Crown's throne isn't wobbling this week. It's settling.

Played Week 1 #8 #14

The Thorn Crown migrated to Wednesday, and Anthony Scoglio is learning that spinoffs rarely capture the magic of the original. He slid six spots down the food chain—nature is pruning the roster early. He matched his personal average while the rest of the pack accelerated, leaving the Crown to fade from deep crimson to that shameful pale pink. checks notes In this ecosystem, if you aren't the apex, you're just undergrowth waiting to happen. The pilot aired, but the throne is wobbling.

Forged Week 1 assigned #8

The Thorn Crown is branching out. Anthony Scoglio is ferrying the crimson thorns into the Wednesday @ Johnny Roberts side quest—a midweek detour in the ongoing saga. The moss still glows, but will the vines grow sharper or fade to pink in this spinoff?

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