Blinding Autzen
Season Arc · Monday @ Oregon Disc Golf Course at Alton Baker
2All-In league: Blinding Autzen stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleCondensed from the stadium floodlights that turn night into day, born when the roar of the crowd became so loud it shattered the darkness. It is the solidified essence of the big stage, a piece of the atmosphere that refuses to dim.
Emits a constant, piercing white light that obscures the features of the holder, rendering them a silhouette against the brilliance. It hums with the static of a thousand amplified voices, hot to the touch like a bulb that's been on too long.
The unyielding spotlight that turns every movement into a spectacle, stripping away shadows to leave only raw performance.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyD.J. Hanks moved from tag #8 to #6 with a 66, despite an 828 round, -90 below rating. He finished nine strokes over the 57.0 field average; in Penultimate Power, the Radiance spotlight landed on the two-place tag gain while the scorecard filed its own complaint.
D.J. Hanks posted an 890, exactly -28 below his 918 rating, with a 59 that ran 2.3 strokes worse than the field average and 4.0 above his personal average. Somehow, the Midseason Showdown still moved the Blinding Autzen from #8 to #4, a four-position leap powered less by brilliance than by the weekly ritual of tag swapping. The spotlight flickers, but the badge climbs.
D.J. Hanks turned in a 925, a tidy +7 over his 918 rating — the radiance of a well-maintained nightlight, not a stadium floodlight. The Blinding Autzen still hums, but it slipped from #1 to #2, because the universe insists on reshuffling shiny plastic every week. Somewhere in the booth, we applaud the consistency and mourn the drama.