Founding Cannonade
Parked at Sunset (Summer League) (Flex Start)·Competition group Azure Shadows·
All-In · only the number moves
Jesus Mares
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Parked at Sunset (Summer League) (Flex Start)
4
#7Now
#1Best
#3Started
10Weeks
All-In league: Founding Cannonade stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Last Shot of Yorktown
TroubleFires Once, Then Fades
Political Capital Burns Eternal
Wheels Carve New Paths
Your Spotlight Burns Cold
Legend tells of a cannon used at Yorktown that fired the decisive shot ending the Revolutionary War. In the 250th Campaign, this cannon's spirit manifests as the ultimate political weapon - when fired, it represents the moment when all campaign strategy converges into a final, winning offensive that decides the fate of the presidency.
An antique bronze cannon mounted on wooden carriage, its barrel adorned with engravings of founding fathers debating beneath a bald eagle. The wheels bear carved dates of American milestones from 1776 to present. When loaded with political capital, the barrel glows with an inner fire, and the faint sound of fife and drum echoes from within the metal.
The Founding Cannonade represents the campaign's final offensive - it can only be fired once per season, but when unleashed, it creates a wave of support that forces all opponents to immediately recalculate their strategy. The tag transforms the holder into a decisive force, capable of ending drawn-out races with a single overwhelming strike.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyJesus Mares delivered the verdict first: a 935-rated round, exactly -23 below form, and the Final Four standings answered by sending tag #1 to #3. The 55 was still 2.9 strokes better than the 57.9 field average, but it sat 1.0 above the 54.0 personal average—competent enough to avoid disaster, not sharp enough to defend the perch. The Founding Cannonade fired last week; this week it misfired just enough to lose two places, and the booth is contractually required to treat that ritualized exchange of plastic and numbers like constitutional history.
Jesus Mares turned Double Down into a solo exhibition—a 994-rated 54 that lands +36 above his 958 baseline, the kind of numbers that make tag #3 look like a clerical error. The cannon fired; the standings moved: #3 to #1, while the field average of 62 became a rumor. Somewhere a spreadsheet updated and the cosmos yawned, but in the booth we're calling it a decisive shot. The Founding Cannonade has its victory—the Aviary just found its apex bird.
adjusts headset The Founding Cannonade is deploying to the local sector. Jesus Mares just signed the heavy artillery into Parked at Sunset’s Summer League. It’s a flex-start side quest, sure, but when a spirit of decisive victory shows up at a Tuesday night league, the narrative stakes suddenly look a lot more explosive.
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