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Constitution Cyclone

Parked at Sunset (Summer League) (Flex Start)Competition group Gilded Talons All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #274724 861 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Parked at Sunset (Summer League) (Flex Start)

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#1Now #1Best #2Started 8Weeks

All-In league: Constitution Cyclone stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSwirling Vortex of Constitutional Authority
TroubleBurns Betrayers of Founding Principles
Fiercely Loyal to Gilded Talons Rewrites Rules When Passionate Tiny Eagles Scout the Course

The Constitution Cyclone was forged during the sweltering Philadelphia summer of 1787 when the Founding Fathers' competing visions collided in Independence Hall, creating a metaphysical storm of ideological energy that has been swirling through American politics for 250 years, waiting for a worthy candidate to harness its power.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Played Week 10 #2 #1

John McGill posted a 67, two strokes better than the 69.0 field average, with an 890 round rating that was exactly +30 over his 860 PDGA rating. That strong outing lifted the Constitution Cyclone from tag #2 to tag #1 in Amateur E - Red. The parchment vortex has reached the top perch, because apparently even a summer flex league needs a season finale.

Forged Week 10 assigned #2

adjusts headset The Constitution Cyclone spins off into a side quest. John McGill has redirected the parchment vortex to the Parked at Sunset Summer League. It’s a flex start detour—apparently even metaphysical storms need a local sub-plot. The main arc pauses while the eagles adjust to the new time slot.

See where John McGill sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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