Joshua Moore opened the First Felling with a 51, dropping the field average by 4.4 strokes to grab the top spot. Tag #5, the Pith Witness, is now strapped to his bag—a petty artifact with a pale core full of scores from the plastic stone age. It claims its grandfather played here in '87 and expects nothing less than absolute pedigree. Four positions gained in week one, and the Witness isn't talking yet, which for a piece of wood that only speaks when spoken to, counts as a rave review. The Northern Arizona Disc Golf team coffers grow, and the Pith Witness prepares to judge every drive from here to the season finale.
Pith Witness
Season Arc · Wednesdays at the Fort
4All-In league: Pith Witness stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleDiscovered during Green Return when they alone recognized the petroglyph's age and purpose—claiming their grandfather had played Fort Tuthill in 1987 and told them stories of the old basket placements, before the controlled burns and the chain replacements.
A smooth, pale core sits at the center of the design—the pith visible and prominent while outer wood grain recedes. This central cylinder contains faint markings suggesting dates, names, and scores from decades past, legible only to patient observers.
Carries the oral history of Fort Tuthill disc golf—sharing forgotten basket locations, storm-damaged holes, and the names of players who helped build the original course, connecting the current crew to the chain of players who came before.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyUnearthed at Green Return, #5 claims it dated a petroglyph because its grandfather played Fort Tuthill in '87. The pale core holds scores from the plastic stone age, but this artifact won't read them to you. It’s a petty witness just waiting to judge your drive.
Joshua Moore unearths Tag #5, the Pith Witness. It claims its grandfather played Fort Tuthill in '87. Now that pale core is attached to his bag and ready to judge his form. The scrutiny starts now.
Joshua Moore opened the First Felling at 51, a round four strokes clear of the field average but exactly on his personal number. Efficiency is boring, unless you’re carrying Tag #5, the Pith Witness. This pale core allegedly remembers Fort Tuthill layouts from 1987 and now rides Moore’s bag, silently critiquing his grip against ancient standards. It’s a lot of pressure for a mid-week fundraiser, but Moore posted a 5th-place finish anyway. The Pith Witness claims it saw this coming. checks notes It claims it saw everything coming, actually.