Zach Pasteris posted a 55, with an 878 round rating that sits -48 below form against his 926 PDGA rating. He finished 4.3 strokes over the 50.8 field average and nine over his 46.0 personal average, sending him from Tag #2 to #4. Blueprint NAU has delivered a crooked first draft, and the Void Chisel now has fresh evidence for its bag-weight audit.
Void Chisel
Season Arc · Benches for Butts, a NAU fundraiser
2All-In league: Void Chisel stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe original Void Chisel was earned when a Renegade crew arrived to find their entire material allocation had been 'misplaced' by a clerical error. With nothing but salvaged scraps and a single dull chisel, they built a bench so innovative that campus facilities requested the design for permanent installation.
The visual depicts Louie working with a single ancient chisel, carving directly into empty space that somehow reveals hidden grain patterns. The halftone technique transforms the void into a textured field of possibility, while gold accents trace the invisible lines of potential within nothing.
A mark of honor for those who create under impossible constraints—competitors who prove that greatness doesn't require abundance, only determination and creative vision.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyZach Pasteris opened the Timber Haul with a 46, surging from Tag #8 to 2nd place while the field sputtered to a 48.1 average. A 952-rated round earns you movement, but it also earns you a critic. Enter the Void Chisel. Born from a supply disaster, this artifact carves victory from empty air and has already decided Zach’s bag is overweight. It’s a judgmental piece of lumber history that expects gratitude. checks clipboard Nothing like a season premiere where your gear criticizes your lifestyle choices.
Born from a supply disaster and a dull tool, the Void Chisel watched the Renegade crew build a campus landmark out of scraps. It carved itself from nothing and expects you to be grateful just to hold it. It’s already decided your bag is too heavy for its taste.
adjusts headset Zach Pasteris secures Tag #8, the Void Chisel. Born from a supply disaster, it carved itself from nothing and already finds your bag too heavy. Can Zach survive the judgment of a tool that builds landmarks from scraps? Roll tape.
adjusts headset Zach Pasteris opened Timber Haul with a 46, -2.1 against the field, while the Void Chisel audited his bag weight. Tag #8 brings a companion that carves victory from empty air—born from supply disasters and running hot when audited. Eighth place to start the Craftsman Saga, but when your artifact specializes in impossible constraints, the middle of the pack is just rough draft. The sponsors call it 'inspiring origin story'; I call it hauling green timber with a dull tool and a 952 round rating.