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Void Chisel

Benches for Butts, a NAU fundraiserCompetition group The Blueprint Bureau All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #230406 926 RATING 2 EVENTS

Season Arc · Benches for Butts, a NAU fundraiser

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#4Now #2Best #8Started 2Weeks

All-In league: Void Chisel stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptCarves Victory From Empty Air
TroubleRuns Hot When Audited
Procedurally Adjusted Success Your Blueprint Means Nothing Hidden Grain in the Void

The original Void Chisel was earned when a Renegade crew arrived to find their entire material allocation had been 'misplaced' by a clerical error. With nothing but salvaged scraps and a single dull chisel, they built a bench so innovative that campus facilities requested the design for permanent installation.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Played Week 2 #2 #4

Zach Pasteris posted a 55, with an 878 round rating that sits -48 below form against his 926 PDGA rating. He finished 4.3 strokes over the 50.8 field average and nine over his 46.0 personal average, sending him from Tag #2 to #4. Blueprint NAU has delivered a crooked first draft, and the Void Chisel now has fresh evidence for its bag-weight audit.

Played Week 1 #8 #2

Zach Pasteris opened the Timber Haul with a 46, surging from Tag #8 to 2nd place while the field sputtered to a 48.1 average. A 952-rated round earns you movement, but it also earns you a critic. Enter the Void Chisel. Born from a supply disaster, this artifact carves victory from empty air and has already decided Zach’s bag is overweight. It’s a judgmental piece of lumber history that expects gratitude. checks clipboard Nothing like a season premiere where your gear criticizes your lifestyle choices.

Forged

Born from a supply disaster and a dull tool, the Void Chisel watched the Renegade crew build a campus landmark out of scraps. It carved itself from nothing and expects you to be grateful just to hold it. It’s already decided your bag is too heavy for its taste.

adjusts headset Zach Pasteris secures Tag #8, the Void Chisel. Born from a supply disaster, it carved itself from nothing and already finds your bag too heavy. Can Zach survive the judgment of a tool that builds landmarks from scraps? Roll tape.

Forged Week 1 assigned #8

adjusts headset Zach Pasteris opened Timber Haul with a 46, -2.1 against the field, while the Void Chisel audited his bag weight. Tag #8 brings a companion that carves victory from empty air—born from supply disasters and running hot when audited. Eighth place to start the Craftsman Saga, but when your artifact specializes in impossible constraints, the middle of the pack is just rough draft. The sponsors call it 'inspiring origin story'; I call it hauling green timber with a dull tool and a 952 round rating.

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