Clause Catastrophe
Benches for Butts, a NAU fundraiser·Competition group The Blueprint Bureau·
All-In · only the number moves
West Begay
MPO
Season Arc · Benches for Butts, a NAU fundraiser
3
#6Now
#3Best
#9Started
2Weeks
All-In league: Clause Catastrophe stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSeventeen Ways Around Structural Integrity
TroubleMy Binder Collapses Under Truth
Interlocking Document Maze
Louie's Eyebrow Twitches
Every Clause Has A Backdoor
During the Blueprint NAU event, a Renegade crew discovered that their assigned design was technically impossible within the available lumber constraints. Rather than request an exception, they spent forty-eight hours finding seventeen different interpretations of the word 'structural integrity' that allowed them to modify the design. When Louie tried to reject their submission, they presented their findings in a three-ring binder that collapsed under its own weight.
The entity grants its bearer the ability to find multiple valid interpretations of any rule, making them nearly impossible to disqualify through technical means. Opponents report that matches involving this entity feel like arguing with a lawyer who happens to also be excellent at disc golf.
The entity serves as the Renegades' ultimate weapon in procedural warfare - not a cheat code, but a demonstration that the rules were always more flexible than authorities wanted anyone to believe.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyWest Begay opened the Craftsman Saga with a 46 and a 952 round rating, climbing from assignment 9 to a 3rd-place Timber Haul finish. He's carrying the Clause Catastrophe—Tag 9, forged at Blueprint NAU when a Renegade crew spent 48 hours finding seventeen loopholes in "structural integrity." West isn't just playing golf; he's deposing the fairway. The field averaged 48.1, but West found a better legal interpretation of par. adjusts headset The booth is prepping for objections to outnumber the birdies. We're waiting for him to argue that an OB stake is merely a zoning violation.
adjusts headset Emerging from Blueprint NAU's debris, Tag 9 was forged when a Renegade crew spent 48 hours redefining "structural integrity" seventeen ways. Their rebuttal to Louie? A three-ring binder that collapsed under its own weight. It’s the Clause Catastrophe: a loophole-seeking missile for the technically inclined.
West Begay secured Tag 9, the Clause Catastrophe. Born from a binder’s structural failure at Blueprint NAU, this tag argues with rulebooks and wins. West isn't just carrying plastic; he's carrying a motion to dismiss. The booth awaits the objections.
West Begay hauled 46 through Timber Haul, clearing the field average by 2.1 strokes while wielding Tag 9: the Clause Catastrophe. Forged from a three-ring binder's structural failure at Blueprint NAU, this companion argues seventeen ways around every rule. His 952-rated round suggests the loopholes hold. checks clipboard Louie's eyebrow twitched on the back nine, but apparently nothing prohibits filing a motion to dismiss when your disc finds a tree. The workshop is open for business.
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