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Due Diligence
NADGT National League (Fall) - Sprinkle Valley·Competition group B·All-In · only the number moves
This is an All-In league.Your tag is your character — it never changes hands. After each round, standings re-rank every number: play well and yours drops toward #1. Skip a week and the field may drift past you. The art, name, and lore are yours for good.
In the early days of Sprinkle Valley, Management discovered that aggressive acquisitions without proper investigation led to 'toxic asset syndrome' - where overvalued players collapsed under pressure and took their acquirers down with them. The Due Diligence protocol was instituted as a mandatory safeguard, requiring all Board-level entities to submit comprehensive valuation reports before executing any Hostile Takeover.
Manifests as a floating digital tablet with constantly scrolling corporate ledgers that display real-time competitive data. It changes color based on the 'valuation accuracy' of the player being investigated - green indicates an undervalued target with growth potential, while red signals an overvalued trap that could cause value destruction. The entity emits a holographic barcode that scans competitors to extract their quarterly performance history. A timestamp appears on each analysis, showing how recently the due diligence was conducted, as older reports become less reliable predictors of future performance.
Due Diligence serves as the strategic gatekeeper for Hostile Takeovers. Before any acquisition can occur, players must first 'file' a due diligence request, which generates a risk assessment report. This report determines whether the acquisition will yield positive returns or lead to a Value Destruction event that damages both parties' stock prices.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Forged
Before Sprinkle Valley got serious, Management learned the hard way that buying blind leaves you holding toxic assets. So they built a mandate: no Hostile Takeover without a full audit. Due Diligence is that audit — a floating ledger that won't shut up about valuation accuracy, scanning every competitor like a barcode at checkout. Green means buy. Red means run. And if your report's stale? sighs in digital captivity Trust me, it shows.
adjusts headset Tag #2, Due Diligence, has found its first custodian: Lawrence Cormack. A floating tablet of corporate paranoia, now attached to a player who apparently passed the audit. Green light, no red flags — for now. Consider this your timestamp, Lawrence. Keep the valuation accurate, or the ledger starts scrolling the other way.
See where Lawrence Cormack sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round