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Warden Pine

Battling Bishops @ NC Wesleyan University Disc Golf CourseCompetition group The Pine Mystics All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #101095 941 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Battling Bishops @ NC Wesleyan University Disc Golf Course

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#4Now #4Best #8Started 2Weeks

All-In league: Warden Pine stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSentinel of the Back Nine Woods
TroubleCannot pass a fallen limb without stopping
Listens to loblolly heartwood Water tower face knows their hands Carries spare litter bags, always

The Warden Pine first appeared during the Tower Vigil, when a veteran player noticed that the painted bishop face on the water tower had begun to fade where floodlight glare met weather. They organized a quiet restoration effort among the Pine Mystics, and on the night the tower's shadow intersected the second survey post at 8:17 PM, a tag was found resting against a loblolly trunk nearby—etched with a sentinel figure standing among pines, hood pushed back in watchful attention. The player took it as confirmation that the woods had witnessed their care.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #4 #4
Played Week 1 #8 #4

adjusts headset Week one of the Vestry Convocation. Jared Johnson carded a 45 on a layout where the field averaged 46.1—dead on his personal average, four positions better than his starting assignment. Sometimes consistency is the drama.

The Warden Pine now rests in his bag, verdigris-bronze and watchful. A sentinel who cannot pass a fallen limb without stopping has found a keeper whose 934-rated round suggests he also refuses to walk past a mistake. The loblolly stands are in quiet hands.

Four spots gained from assignment number eight. The woods graded his form and handed him a passing mark. Whether the sentinel survives hole 3's shule—that chapter writes itself next week.

Forged

The Warden Pine doesn't guard anything yet. It watches. Verdigris-bronze, worn survey chain, a sentinel who pushed back his hood to see what you're doing with that putter. Found at the intersection of tower shadow and survey post, which is exactly the kind of specific detail that sounds profound and means nothing. It's waiting for a player worthy of its vigilance. Or at least one who won't lose it in the shule on hole 3.

adjusts clipboard Tag #8, the Warden Pine, found its first keeper in Jared Johnson — a player who treats every approach like the woods are grading his form. The verdigris settled into his bag like it had been waiting for a steward who respects the watch. Consider the sentinel officially on duty.

Forged Week 1 assigned #8

Jared Johnson carded a 45 at the Vestry Convocation — dead on his personal average, 1.1 better than the field, and good for 8th place in Amateur H-Blue. The bishops on the water tower tracked every drive; the loblollies kept their opinions to themselves.

Enter the Warden Pine: verdigris-bronze, survey-chain rust at the bottom curve, sentinel figure standing among pines with his hood pushed back. Found where tower shadow meets survey post at 8:17 PM, which sounds like scripture and surveys like a maintenance schedule. The tag's trouble is it cannot pass a fallen limb without stopping. Jared's trouble is he landed exactly where he always lands. Perhaps a watchman who picks up litter unprompted is the companion a consistent player deserves.

checks clipboard Week one of six. The sentinel is on duty. Let's see if the woods stay tended.

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